Just take it a day at a time. If you think, "I'm never drinking again in my life," you're setting yourself up… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day… — Trisha Goddard Copy Share Image
Faculty met, and after the usual business, some conversation was had about certain students being addicted to drinking, and it was reported… — Daniel H. Hill Copy Share Image
Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed,… — Susan Sarandon Copy Share Image
Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard… — Maria Parloa Copy Share Image
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
“Although a drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts, both the words and thoughts are usually muddled and destructive, as is generally… — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I throw a kiss across the sea, I drink the winds as drinking wine, And dream they all are blown from thee,… — Joaquin Miller Copy Share Image
“Its funny whenever people who have'nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I'm not… — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
Maybe she'd been drinking too much of the super-sweet Mexican Coca-Cola they had down here. Or maybe she was just tired, alone,… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Some scientists find, or so it seems, that they get their best ideas when smoking; others by drinking coffee or whisky. Thus… — Karl Popper Copy Share Image
The Himalayan Glaciers on the Tibetan Plateau have been among the most affected by global warming. The Himalayas...provide more than half of… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Taking a couple short backup swigs, Flint’s crippling headache started to release its grip, sort of the way he imagined an octopus… — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
Champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking it. — Madame de Pompadour Copy Share Image
There are so many ways of posturing that people associate with being a writer. They imagine you wearing a beret and drinking… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
