Drinking Quotes · Page 26

“My favorite part about cooking is drinking red wine while I do it.”

— Claire Contreras

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

— Joseph Epstein

“Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks.”

— Kai Starr

Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

— Anonymous

Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.

— T. S. Eliot

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.

— Dorothy Parker

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

— Charles Bukowski

Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Ah, it was a fine night, a warm night, a wine-drinking night, a moony night, and a night to hug your girl…

— Jack Kerouac

Mom says, Alcohol is your enemy. Jesus says, Love your enemy. Case Close

— Anonymous

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

— Bette Davis

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

— William Shakespeare

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

— Casey Stengel

I've found for playing that it's generally not a good thing to be drinking.

— Hikaru Nakamura

Well from a personal perspective, quitting drinking is a decision I felt good about.

— George W. Bush

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

— Stephen Colbert

I don't want an entire world full of people just drinking Coca-Cola and eating McDonald's hamburgers and listening to American pop records.…

— Robert Wyatt

My mother was a very absent mother. She was going out, she was drinking a lot, she liked to have fun. It's…

— Sophie Calle

“Trust this: drinking until you go away from the world only wastes moments of your life. All that time is lost. And…

— Damon Suede

Spiritual practice is not just sitting and meditation. Practice is looking, thinking, touching, drinking, eating and talking. Every act, every breath, and…

— Nhat Hanh

“Drinking’s funny. When I look back on it, all of our important decisions have been figured out when we were drinking. Even…

— Raymond Carver

Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I…

— Christopher Moore

Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to…

— Khalil Gibran

“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term…

— Sol Luckman

There is one way by which a strolling player may be ever secure of success; that is, in our theatrical way of…

— Oliver Goldsmith

It is far best for the Christian never to see some things, so he will never want them. The old-fashioned Christian who…

— John R. Rice

Young people are more hopeful at a certain age than adults, but I suspect that's glandular. As for children, I keep as…

— Gore Vidal

Sometimes if somebody you feel you need... the whole universe tells you that you have to have her, you start watching her…

— Jeff Buckley

I go to a meeting every day. I surround myself with people who don't use. I recently got back from Ozzfest and…

— Jack Osbourne

Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in…

— George Orwell

“Why don’t you give up drinking?” “Because I don’t choose. It doesn’t matter what a man does if he’s ready to take…

— W. Somerset Maugham

I think you have you to give people the facts [about global warming], and then you have to tell them, this is…

— William J. Clinton

My drinking team has a bowling problem!

— Keith Bucholtz

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

— Theodore Sturgeon

Key to longevity... drinking embalming fluid every year.

— Angus Young

“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”

— Matt Groening

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

— Johnny Damon

You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine.

— Elvis Costello

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

— Karl Marx

The drinking man is never less himself than during his sober intervals.

— Charles Lamb