The Astronomer's Drinking Song Astronomers! What can avail Those who calumniate us; Experiment can never fail With such an apparatus... — Augustus De Morgan Copy Share Image
Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Satiety comes of too frequent repetition and he who will not give himself leisure to be thirsty can never find the true… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
We, drinking love at the furthest springs, Covered with love as a covering tree, We had grown as gods, as the gods… — Algernon Charles Swinburne Copy Share Image
When I was younger, on weekends, my mom would make us pancakes with our initials on them and then a tiny cup… — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
The true musician is attuned to a fairer harmony than that of the lyre... for he truly has in his own life… — Plato Copy Share Image
“I mean, you know how it is. You chase a bottle of sleeping pills with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and life's… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
I became alcoholic at around age of 13 or 14. I was full-blown. Every day we would hide the alcohol, stealing from… — Reginald Arvizu Copy Share Image
I go to the healthier foods that are less chemically treated. I am drinking lots of water to get rid of the… — Aretha Franklin Copy Share Image
Experimenting with drugs, drinking, doing this just enough to be accepted as one of the crowd, but I hated drugs, and I… — Gloria Gaynor Copy Share Image
I like day dates. On night dates, you just go somewhere and start drinking. But if you really want to see if… — Leslie Bibb Copy Share Image
The biggest challenge is to convince a woman that it's not her fault. My daughter is 25; my stepdaughter is 22. As… — Debbie Stabenow Copy Share Image
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I’m not at peace anymore. I just want him like I used to in the old days. I want to be eating… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
Certainly, Gandhi is not inferior to Christ in goodness and sanctity, and he surpasses him in touching humility. Gandhi is the prophet… — Sudhir Kakar Copy Share Image
This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
As a boy I heard this story in church. A man was patching a pitched roof of a tall building when he… — Richard Paul Evans Copy Share Image
I don't go out drinking and stuff like that. My friends say 'Just have one drink, JD.' I say 'What's the point?'… — Jermain Defoe Copy Share Image
The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers… — Banksy Copy Share Image
I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
