I don't go out drinking and stuff like that. My friends say 'Just have one drink, JD.' I say 'What's the point?'… — Jermain Defoe Copy Share Image
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I think we should take a break, fill our little tummies and drink up. — James Dashner Copy Share Image
If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If men had to do their vile work without the assistance of woman and the stimulant of strong drink they would be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That was a mistake, I guess, going out to California. They have these things called guidance counselors in high school. They drink… — Bonnie Jo Campbell Copy Share Image
Someone said drink the water, but I will drink the wine Someone said take a poor man, the rich don't have a… — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
If you lie to your husband - even about something so banal as how much you drink - each lie is a… — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. — Clementine Paddleford Copy Share Image
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Everybody deals with stress differently. Some people drink, some people use drugs, some people watch TV. I have always found that extreme… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Since we started the Let's Move! initiative, I've been looking for as many ways as possible to help families and kids lead… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
And do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I really appreciate crafts. I like cooking. I love food and drink. I love owning that through Instagram. Although that can be… — Kevin Systrom Copy Share Image
These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire… — Bible Copy Share Image
The tyrant is a child of Pride Who drinks from his sickening cup Recklessness and vanity, Until from his high crest headlong… — Sophocles Copy Share Image
When someone tells me that they insist on having drinks with me, and there are some cultures where sealing the deal or… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
My Emmy competition is awfully good. My stomach is already in knots. The problem is that I don't drink, so I can't… — Jim Parsons Copy Share Image
