I dont drink so that Im more fun to be around. I drink so that youre more fun to be around!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
In my religion all believers would stop work at sundown and have a drink together. — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I drink coffee 30 minutes before I want to nap. I think that really helps. — Ali Krieger Copy Share Image
I drive a hybrid, moving into an electric car. I only drink tap water, never consume food that's travelled. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
When you go out for drinks, tell people to bring in a news story that made them say "Oh my god." Talk… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Sloths actually are like furry living ecosystems all by themselves! Algae grows on their fur and they are also home to "sloth… — Ann Burton Copy Share Image
It’s one thing if everyone wears the same shoes or drinks the same soda. But the world of literature is the last… — Benjamin Moser Copy Share Image
“Life is spectacular. Forget the dark things. Take a drink and let time wash them away to wherever time washes things away… — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink of it deeply, or taste it not, for shallow thoughts intoxicate the brain, and… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
Your hair loves it; everything loves water, you know. So I don't drink soda. I don't drink the devil's juice. Everyone knows… — Rozonda Thomas Copy Share Image
“Oh, the public! There's no satisfying them! It's no use working and doing one's best! One's driven to drinking and cursing it… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Many so-called spiritual people, they overeat, drink too much, they smoke and don't exercise. But they do go to church every week… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
When people ask me about improving their diet, usually the answer is that they eat too much and they drink too much.… — Colin Jackson Copy Share Image
“I always enjoy French, yet Australian are so fresh, but if you talk about white I prefer German. THAT'S right! Oh, they… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
“She didn't drink wine, and even if she did, I didn't know if red or white was appropriate for telling a woman… — Elliott James Copy Share Image
I'm just looking for a little mystery in life... like things you can't explain. Like, you go to Mexico, they tell you… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Do me a favor, guys. Don't drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
