I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I love Krispy Kreme donuts, but doesn't the thought of cream that's crispy just churn your stomach? — Steven Page Copy Share Image
You can't just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, 'I took my aspirin so I'm not… — Corbin Bernsen Copy Share Image
When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“My hands fell asleep, so I washed them with hot coffee. Then I had donuts for breakfast, by way of spinning circles… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Donuts are a very important meal to me because, they give me all the nutrition I need for life, like, if I… — Chachi Gonzales Copy Share Image
If I'm not training then, gosh, anything: donuts... Kentucky Fried Chicken 20-piece hot wings... corned beef hash and eggs... But because I'm… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
I've recently noticed "as if for the first time" that when people pray they always look "upward" - i.e. perpendicular to whatever… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“Dear Diary: I have a confession to make: I’ve become a total idiot over French pastries. They’re my new favorite food. My… — Kimberley Montpetit Copy Share Image
Monday morning and there's one less donut than there should be. Keen observers note the reduced mass straightaway but stay silent, because… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
I don't audition for "on-air" commercials - the ones where your face can be seen. I've auditioned for voiceover campaigns that I… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“It was as if God himself saw that my intention was to make my outer self match my inner fabulosity and didn't… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
At every level, from the microcellular to the psychological, exercise not only wards off the ill effects of chronic stress; it can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He was skinning a bear. I was terrified at first, because the corpse resembled a naked man quartered between two trees. He'd… — Dave Cook Copy Share Image
You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Women are like donuts, its alot better if you were able to make them creamfilled — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop pulls over a car: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: You thought I had donuts? — Humaira Copy Share Image
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts. — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
I usually just get into a police character by drinking coffee and eating donuts, but those days are over. — Matt Servitto Copy Share Image
The number-one thing about the hyphy isn't the sideshow or doing donuts. It's the music. — Too Short Copy Share Image
That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I couldn't find any humble pie this early in the morning, but the cream-filled [donuts] are chock full of humility.” — Jean Marie Bauhaus Copy Share Image
Despite romantic fantasies about caring candidates who learn of America in donut shops, most politicians rely on media to teach them what… — Dick Morris Copy Share Image
Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna's donuts are the best I've had in 20 years, without exception. — Mark Bittman Copy Share Image
In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
It's why we oppose Citizens United from that right-wing Supreme Court. In 2012, I also said the Tea Party "acted like terrorists"… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio. While I'd… — David Einhorn Copy Share Image
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I don’t need you ratting me out to my dad,” Sam said. “Isn’t it time for your morning donut break?” “Oh,” Malone… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
I always thought Woody Harrelson is quite a persuasive guy. He's the kind of guy who can call you up in the… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends." The horse nickered. "Uh, maybe later," Percy answered. Piper had heard that… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
If my colleagues stop eating donuts and are more active, it saves me money on next year's insurance premium, and I get… — Tom Rath Copy Share Image
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