I always thought Woody Harrelson is quite a persuasive guy. He's the kind of guy who can call you up in the… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends." The horse nickered. "Uh, maybe later," Percy answered. Piper had heard that… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
If my colleagues stop eating donuts and are more active, it saves me money on next year's insurance premium, and I get… — Tom Rath Copy Share Image
When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Despite romantic fantasies about caring candidates who learn of America in donut shops, most politicians rely on media to teach them what… — Dick Morris Copy Share Image
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio. While I'd… — David Einhorn Copy Share Image
If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts. — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
You can't just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, 'I took my aspirin so I'm not… — Corbin Bernsen Copy Share Image
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts. — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna's donuts are the best I've had in 20 years, without exception. — Mark Bittman Copy Share Image
Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < . — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I don't audition for "on-air" commercials - the ones where your face can be seen. I've auditioned for voiceover campaigns that I… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I love Krispy Kreme donuts, but doesn't the thought of cream that's crispy just churn your stomach? — Steven Page Copy Share Image
