Villains, vipers, damn'd without redemption; Dogs, easily won to fawn on any man; Snakes in my heart-blood warm'd, that sing my heart;… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I hear people say they're going to write. I ask, when? They give me vague statements. Indefinite plans get dubious results. When… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Talking of being eaten by dogs, there’s a dachshund at Brinkley who when you first meet him will give you the impression… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I have three children and three dogs. You put them in a Prius, you know? People who have a Prius obviously have… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You know, I got the third most uninsured district in the whole state of Texas, probably number nine in the whole country.… — Henry Cuellar Copy Share Image
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
“Dogs in My Nose -- When I woke up that morning, it didn't take me long to realize there were dogs in… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
If you're Noah, and your ark is about to sink, look for the elephants first, because you can throw over a bunch… — Vilfredo Pareto Copy Share Image
To take the nuts from the fire with the dogges foot. [To take the nuts from the fire with the dog's foot.] — George Herbert Copy Share Image
I've given my own dog a haircut before and it was so hard, the techniques are very different from what we do… — Brad Mondo Copy Share Image
Dogs will never cheat on you. Dogs will never be mean to you. Dogs will only ever love you. Date a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is said "Barking dogs seldom bite".......Unfortunately many dogs do not know this proverb!” — Ankala Subbarao Copy Share Image
When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy! — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
Try to imagine a life without timekeeping. You probably can’t. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Love for a dog during childhood is one of the deepest and purest emotions we are ever likely to have, and it… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Copy Share Image
“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You've got to keep a dog with you at all times. A dog cannot roam. You've got to keep him in the… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I am a glutton. I'll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I've got nothing against any of that.… — Jacques Pepin Copy Share Image
It is funny about money. And it is funny about identity. You are you because your little dog knows you, but when… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
To my deep mortification my father once said to me, "You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat-catching, and you will… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
We have learned that we cannot live alone, at peace; that our own well-being is dependent on the well-being of other nations… — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give… — David Antin Copy Share Image
"I was just like a pathological liar when I was a kid. I think I just wanted to one-up somebody. Somebody would… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
