Audience Quote by David Antin

There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to be there…

— Sajid Khan

If I tell the audience what they should think, then I am robbing them of their own imagination and their own capacity of deciding…

— Michael Haneke

I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along.

— Bill Cosby

You write what makes you laugh, and you hope that the audience agree, and so far they do.

— Brendan O'Carroll

I tell the audience bits of my rude life on stage so they don't mind telling me bits of theirs.

— Sarah Millican

There are lots of things that everyone else likes that I hate. So I feel that audience rights are very important. I just want…

— Zooey Deschanel

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh.

— Jeff Dunham

I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and…

— Andrew Lawrence

I make comedies and I always try... I don't try but I allow to have at least 5% of the jokes or have some…

— Alexander Payne

I do recognise I have a responsibility to the audience. They feel fairly confident that if I'm in something, they can sit down with…

— David Jason

What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just cut that…

— Maggie Carey

I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a…

— Billy Connolly