Show dogs and their handlers remind me of Brooke Shields and her mother: an incredibly disheveled person tethered to an impeccably groomed… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
“It was a good pup, was that Andrew Jackson, and would have made a name for hisself if he’d lived, for the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance. — Winifred Carriere Copy Share Image
I despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
You can't go to medical school and come out and be like, 'I'm going to be a dog catcher.' That would be… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog? — DMX Copy Share Image
Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Avoid men who call you Baby, and women who have no friends, and dogs that scratch at their bellies and refuse to… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
It goes in streaks. But some things never go out of fashion.' Hunger artists, fat folks, giants, and dog acts come and… — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
When I get a dog , I want to name him Buick...Buick LeSabre. Unless I have a kid first, in which case… — Gabe Saporta Copy Share Image
Reading, for me, is like this: consumptive, pleasing, calming, as much as edifying. It's how I feel after a good dinner. That's… — Tara Bray Smith Copy Share Image
The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. — Jon Winokur Copy Share Image
“Romance is everything to turn it into a cause for given is priceless” — Maxine Wilson-Perry Copy Share Image
Every day of your life, you change the world. Absolutely, yes, we're out to change the world. I mean, you change it… — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
“Speaking of dogs," Katie retorted mischievously, "what's happening with Rick?” — Robin Jones Gunn Copy Share Image
The dog actors and the relationship they have with their trainers is one of the most beautiful things I've ever watched happen… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
We have a couple of dogs, but I wouldn't describe myself as an animal person. — Pamela Stephenson Copy Share Image
My background is in painting but in school in the sixties, like many artists of that time, I believed that painting was… — William Wegman Copy Share Image
