“The medical profession is unconsciously irritated by lay knowledge.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets! — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Now this is a way to approach our healthcare problems: increase the number of tax collectors and decrease the number of doctors… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
A serious illness or a death advertises the doctor exactly as a hanging advertises the barrister who defended the person hanged. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
People like [Memoirs of a Woman Doctor], whether young people, young women, even critics - male critics - they were not shocked… — Nawal El Saadawi Copy Share Image
I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs. — Gary Busey Copy Share Image
The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
If we wanted to make money we would have become lawyers or doctors or stuff like that. — Gabriel Ba Copy Share Image
There are some things in science which should be brought to light. There are others, doctor, which should be left alone. — Griffin Jay Copy Share Image
I'd see an old person on the street and start crying. I couldn't understand how people could cope, knowing they only had… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
I think I'm no different to my friends who are doctors or businessmen or architects - we all started watching films of… — Abbas Kiarostami Copy Share Image
Yesterday, Attorney General John Ashcroft had surgery to remove his gall bladder. Doctors say the surgery was difficult because Ashcroft refused to… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I won’t stop fighting to give Nevadans access to affordable health care just because my husband is a doctor, just like I… — Shelley Berkley Copy Share Image
What it comes down to is this: the grocer, the butcher, the baker, the merchant, the landlord, the druggist, the liquor dealer,… — Polly Adler Copy Share Image
I feel if I wanted to be taken seriously I have to study music the same way someone who wants to be… — James Vincent McMorrow Copy Share Image
How difficult it was for a woman, once she was named by doctors, to become a writer, because many aspects of her… — Kate Zambreno Copy Share Image
Ah? A small aversion to menial labor?" The doctor cocked an eyebrow. "Understandable, but misplaced. One should treasure those hum-drum tasks that… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
Those of us who have the duty of training the rising generation of doctors...must not inseminate the virgin minds of the young… — Sir Robert Hutchison, 1st Baronet Copy Share Image
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I always supported the women I worked with having time off to go to parent-teacher conferences and doctors' appointments or bringing their… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
When men die, they die in fear", he said. "They take everything they need from you, and as a doctor it is… — Tea Obreht Copy Share Image
Following the enormous conjecture in the press, I wish to confirm that I have been tested HIV positive and have AIDS. I… — Freddie Mercury Copy Share Image
These men [medical doctors] plan ways of doubling their incomes and come to the public with the plea that they are sincerely… — Herbert M. Shelton Copy Share Image
Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from Obamacare. They gave themselves a special exemption because they thought it… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I think there's some evidence that when it comes to being a doctor or nurse, a police officer or therapist, that empathetic… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
If economists were doctors, they would today be mired in malpractice suits. — John Ralston Saul Copy Share Image
It's the doctors duty to activate and reactivate the body's own healing mechanism. — Charlotte Gerson Copy Share Image
Nevertheless, when one is ill, one should be submissive to the doctor and obey him. — Vincent de Paul Copy Share Image
I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image