Baseball Quote by Dizzy Dean Download Open image “The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.” — Dizzy Dean ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baseball Doctors Dumb Found Funny Medical Rhyming
“The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks… — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
I found, and find, the scrutiny of Dr. Lecter uncomfortable, intrusive, like the humming of your thoughts when they x-ray your head. — Thomas Harris Copy Share Image
“Hello,” my doctor said. “Are you there?” “Yes,” I said. “So, what’s going on?” “There are irregularities in your head.” “My head’s always been… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
What you have in your head, put down on paper. The head is a fragile vessel. — Dmitri Shostakovich Copy Share Image
“His words swirled around my head, and I heard the doctor at the hospital in Phoenix, last spring, as he showed me the X-rays.… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
The human body is a peculiar device, pat it on the back and the head swells. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever had a swollen head: I remember where I come from. — Eva Herzigova Copy Share Image
When the headache persisted, I checked myself into an emergency room. When the doctor used the term 'brain tumour', I feared the worst. My… — Leander Paes Copy Share Image
He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the… — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a… — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head. — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
If you can do it, it ain't braggin'... it's a matter of self-confidence. I got where I did because I wasn't no shrinking violet. — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and… — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
He (Branch Rickey) must think I went to the Massachesetts Constitution of Technology. — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble.… — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
Spring training means flowers, people coming outdoors, sunshine, optimism and baseball. Spring training is a time to think about being young again. — Ernie Banks Copy Share Image
Five World Series rings, 3000-plus hits, the fame, the fortune and playing for the second most historic franchise in baseball... These are just some… — Mookie Betts Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
Though 'Moneyball' had the talents of screenwriters Steven Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin going for it, they weren't baseball insiders. — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
“It took only three years for Jonathan Papelbon to surpass Bill Campbell, Lee Smith, Tom Gordon, Sparky Lyle, Derek Lowe, Jeff Reardon, Ellis Kinder,… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
The Baseball Hall of Fame is something every player dreams about, but being a member of God's Hall of Fame is the greatest achievement… — Gary Carter Copy Share Image
You can't go up there trying to get hits. You can just go up there trying to put together at-bats and square the baseball… — Alex Bregman Copy Share Image
Baseball needs to put the steroids era behind it by having and enforcing tough rules against all kinds of artificial advantages, so that spring… — Marvin Olasky Copy Share Image
Consider developing your whole self with the same raw focus and intensity that you develop a particular skill set. Get focused. Go out, have… — Anthony Holden Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
