“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Leave well enough alone. Take bad enough out for dinner and a movie. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Helvetica is the jeans, and Univers the dinner jacket. Helvetica is here to stay. — Adrian Frutiger Copy Share Image
My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food. — David Byrne Copy Share Image
I live in a world where I want everyone to be able to put beurre blanc on the table for dinner. — Jack Monroe Copy Share Image
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. — Kevin McAllister Copy Share Image
When you can carry five full dinner platters on your left arm, you should be able to vote, even if you're not… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
When we're discussing who to invite to a dinner party, my wife Chaz and I sometimes use the shorthand, 'good value for… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
A house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they… — Julie Powell Copy Share Image
My friends and I will go out for dinner and drinks, but I don't really go dancing or anything like that. — Claudia Kim Copy Share Image
Dinner must know before taking it home to your Pà ¤osi cooking or not! If you have not already arranged for their… — ISLAAM Asked Copy Share Image
Eat good dinners and drink good wine; read good novels if you have the leisure and see good plays; fall in love,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
When I am at a dinner table, I love to ask everybody, 'How long do you think our species might last?' I've… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
“Probably not.” He looked down at his watch. “It’s about time for dinner. Do you want to come down and eat in… — Maisey Yates Copy Share Image
I've always walked around with the sense that the world is not a safe place. I didn't get the spontaneous gene or… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
[Final diary entry:] Occupation is essential. And now with some pleasure I find that it's seven; and must cook dinner. Haddock and… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I'd be like 'Would you like to go to dinner' and the girl would be like 'Meh.' But… — Ben Savage Copy Share Image
Now there is something about [Tuukka] you probably don’t know and that is he loves chicken wings more than any person I’ve… — Brad Marchand Copy Share Image
Love attacks. It sneaks up like a pride of lions or a pack of hyenas and eats your heart out while you… — Bart Yates Copy Share Image
This is it, in the best possible way. That thing I'm waiting for, that adventure, that movie-score-wor thy experience unfolding gracefully. This… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
The virtual community? The word virtual does not mean "virtue." It means "not." When I go to the store and they say:… — Clifford Stoll Copy Share Image
GUESS WHERE I AM. CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK? I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Never invite to dinner: those who won't decide until the last minute; those who come more than half an hour late; those… — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man,… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was overwhelmed by the number of calls we got from people offering to rent us houses, to take us out to… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an… — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. — James Bovard Copy Share Image
Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Drink wine every day, at lunch and dinner, and the rest will take care of itself. — Waverley Root Copy Share Image
For a group of friends or a family dinner, fish tacos are popular and fun to make. — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
My favorite thing is to have a big dinner with friends and talk about life. — Carla Gugino Copy Share Image
Casual dehumanization of people was commonplace at the Trump dinner table. — Mary L. Trump Copy Share Image