Brother Quote by Red Buttons

“One night Jimmy wasn’t supposed to be coming home and I had a gallon of wine in the window cooling off. Jimmy came in…

— Charles Brandt

Whatcha gonna do to this? You may be older than me, but you're new to this. Cause I been out there, queen of MC's,…

— Roxanne Shante

Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

“When the waiter came I ordered a glass of Chianti, and Bill kicked me under the table and shook his head “no.” I stuck…

— Charles Brandt

I flew home to Pittsburgh, and my management called me to ask if I wanted to perform on 'Dancing With the Stars' with Charlie…

— Daya

I was once asked to be a guest presenter on 'The Big Breakfast' for a week while Chris Evans was away, but I said…

— Harry Enfield

I remember meeting the likes of Johnny Carson and Jimmy Stewart for the first time and being completely starstruck.

— Kevin Spacey

I fluffed off the guy who kept requesting tunes all night, then found out he was the King's son.

— Duke Ellington

We approach the house and I wave at Jimmy. "And if he thinks he's eating with us, he's got another thing coming," my dad…

— Melina Marchetta

“I don’t need you ratting me out to my dad,” Sam said. “Isn’t it time for your morning donut break?” “Oh,” Malone said, his…

— Marie Force

I got to meet Little Wayne. That was on my bucket list.

— George Kittle

When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed…

— Ed O'Neill