Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone — Dom DeLuise Copy Share Image
In dinner talk it is perhaps allowable to fling any faggot rather than let the fire go out. — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image
I hate menus, I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner! — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
Money isn't always the best motivator. If you leave a $50 check after dinner with friends, you don't increase the probability of… — Yochai Benkler Copy Share Image
I'm the fucking last king eating dinner with the mayans. Yeah you riding for yo city, but I'm driving. Bitch! — Kirko Bangz Copy Share Image
Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, 'Do you really want to eat those carbs?' It… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, and breakfast might… — Ahmet Zappa Copy Share Image
I think a nice romantic dinner should be saved for when you and the girl you're dating or seeing have something special… — Ben Savage Copy Share Image
I love a big steak or seafood dinner, but the next day I'm running outside for miles. While of course listening to… — Scott McGillivray Copy Share Image
My brother Julio and I worked to improve the quality of wines from California and to put fine wine on American dinner… — Ernest Gallo Copy Share Image
I'm always that annoying person that pulls out the camera in the middle of dinner and starts taking candids. — Maria Sharapova Copy Share Image
Without fail, every cartoonist that I asked advice from bent over backward to be helpful and encouraging. It took many forms: some… — Adrian Tomine Copy Share Image
The real things to know is that folks will stand to lose more than they will to win. Thats the most important… — Puggy Pearson Copy Share Image
It's not just roast meat and spuds on a plate, like any other Sunday. It may look just like it, give or… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
With respect to my own husband, I am probably still going to pick the flowers and the china for state dinners and… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I don't know about everyone else, but I felt like the day I turned 40, I could no longer read the dinner… — Cynthia Bailey Copy Share Image
“A date?” I ask, a little shocked, a little excited. It’s about time my aunt got back on the horse. “Like a… — Nessa Morgan Copy Share Image
I've written in every imaginable location; a repurposed closet, the kitchen table, the bleachers while my kids had basketball practice, the front… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Once, as an experiment, I travelled around the world with a single suit. Before I left, I went to a tailor in… — George Hamilton Copy Share Image
There's a current notion that you should "take charge of your disease." No thanks. I'm busy. I've got cancer. I'm willing to… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I have a really interesting political point of view, and its not always something I say too loud at dinner tables here,… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
I've weaned myself down to about, on a great day, on a really great day, three cigarettes. For a nicotine junkie the… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, I choked on a piece of candy outside the kitchen window for a few minutes while watching… — Zachary Schomburg Copy Share Image
“She decided to start them off with a Sweet Corn Bisque with Crab "Souffle." The pureed texture of this deeply penetrating soup… — Brian O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Sunday, January 27, 1884. -- There was another story in the paper a week or so since. A gentleman had a favourite… — Beatrix Potter Copy Share Image
The swift December dusk had come tumbling clownishly after its dull day and, as he stared through the dull square of the… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
When I was a child, my father used to encourage my brother and me to fail. At the dinner table, instead of… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
