Did you know that the Stegosaurus lived further away from the Tyrannosaurus Rex than we are from the Tyrannosaurus Rex in time? — Jonah Peretti Copy Share Image
Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist? — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs? — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Before I was a vegetarian, I traveled to South Africa and hung out there for a little bit. And they had different… — Cameron Esposito Copy Share Image
Did you know that Puritanism went hand in hand with dirt, that Oliver Cromwell put a 100 per cent tax on soap… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Did you know that the percentage of young people in the crucial 'youthquake' age bracket of 15 to 24 was higher in… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Last night's vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin drew much higher ratings than the presidential debate. Did you know… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Did you know a child is orphaned by AIDS every 15 seconds. Millions of children are going it alone. Missing their childhood.… — Danny Glover Copy Share Image
The people that say diversity is the reason for the greatness are purposely assaulting the United States as founded. They want you… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I learned [playing Chuck Berry] that there's something to be said for the courage of conviction, that sense of belief, being bold… — Mos Def Copy Share Image
Did you know children are dying because of AIDS. Missing the medicines that prevent transmission from mother to child. Missing the protection… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number, but often they'll use too many letters? "Call 1-800-I-Really-Enjoy-Brand-New-Carpeting."… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Are you aware that your spirit needs to be fed? Did you know that your spirit would be delighted to partake in… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I wrote a lot of poetry in the last two years of high school, all about the same girl I was in… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
You've got David Petraeus who, yes, did, you know, something for which he pleaded guilty. — Andrea Mitchell Copy Share Image
Did you know that Allah promises you a seat in Paradise if you kill a Christian? — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
And furthermore did you know that behind the discovery of America there was a Jewish financier? — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Did you know that the worldwide food shortage that threatens up to five hundred million children could be alleviated at the cost… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest? — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
The point of sloths is to bring a sense of wonder, magic, and happiness to all other species. Did you know that… — Ann Burton Copy Share Image
Excuse us for the news, You might not be amused; But did you know White comes from Black? No need to be… — Chuck D Copy Share Image
When you're feeling down, did you know that you can change it in an instant? Put on a beautiful piece of music… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
Did you know it's possible to have the right passion, but have the wrong expression of the right passion? — Steven Furtick Copy Share Image
Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30? — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
Did you know that there is growing scientific consensus that one of the most common types of sugar, fructose, can be toxic… — Lee Labrada Copy Share Image
Did you know that the word person comes from the Latin word persona, which means mask? So maybe being human means we… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Did you know that wherever you find fool's gold, real gold exists somewhere nearby? This also goes for relationships and friendships. Real… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image