Fall forward. Here's what I mean: Reggie Jackson struck out 2,600 times in his career - the most in the history of… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
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People think "The Office" was improvised, but it's all on the page. We do that because what we found is that in… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Did you know that we are the only people in the United States who have to have their voting rights okayed every… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
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Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs? — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Are you aware that your spirit needs to be fed? Did you know that your spirit would be delighted to partake in… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
I wrote a lot of poetry in the last two years of high school, all about the same girl I was in… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my… — Cathy Ladman Copy Share Image
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest? — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
What are we waiting for? Why is Jesus waiting in heaven at the right hand of the Father? Who is He waiting… — Earl Paulk Copy Share Image
Did you know that the word person comes from the Latin word persona, which means mask? So maybe being human means we… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
Did you know that the worldwide food shortage that threatens up to five hundred million children could be alleviated at the cost… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
Did you know that there is growing scientific consensus that one of the most common types of sugar, fructose, can be toxic… — Lee Labrada Copy Share Image
Alphabet Juice is the book Roy Blount was born to write, which considering his prodigious talent, is saying a lot. Did you… — Cathleen Schine Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Someday, you will look back and realize that you didnt make mistakes, you made choices that determined your future — Brandon Wagner Copy Share Image
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
