Don't be afraid to write crap - it makes the best fertilizer. The more you write the better your chances of growing… — Pat Pattison Copy Share Image
Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made. The main point is that it got produced. — Bill Sienkiewicz Copy Share Image
Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Here's the new art of the twenty-first century: the art of curating, the art of plucking all the good stuff from a… — Joseph Gordon-Levitt Copy Share Image
Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of guy if there's a haunted hotel in town, I'm staying there and will stay up all night waiting… — Stephen Colletti Copy Share Image
“Expecting someone to love us exactly the way we are, is utter crap. We must adjust to suit our lover. Love me,… — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that Sam J. Jones was Flash Gordon - there's no such thing. No actor can be the person, that's… — Sam J. Jones Copy Share Image
I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don't, I'm dying by noon and eating everything in sight.… — Kaley Cuoco Copy Share Image
If you have a problem with someone you have to go after them, and it's not necessarily to teach that person a… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I… — Dustin Diamond Copy Share Image
It can't only be men who are the focus of assault prevention. Women should be too. To say that that puts the… — Laura Kipnis Copy Share Image
I think this market space, this modern world we're living in, one of its greatest failures is that it can only seem… — Herbert Copy Share Image
There are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think Leopard is a much better system [than Windows Vista] but OS X in some ways is actually worse than Windows… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
At every moment, you have the opportunity to crap out. The world will always tell you to play it safe and just… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'Here I am holding a red ball.' — Teller Copy Share Image
They screwed up 'Raise the Titanic!' so badly, I stay away from Hollywood. I won't cheat my readers with another piece of… — Clive Cussler Copy Share Image
I have a slightly crap blog where I opine on anything that occurs to me and run the occasional silly competition. — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
The most annoying and full- of- crap thing a writer says is, I write only for myself, I don't care if anyone… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
There's a point in life when you get tired of chasing people. It's not giving up, it's realizing you dont need certain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I suppose I didn't cry in all the cancer crap stuff because I felt I couldn't lose the battle, and part of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn’t know they could stack crap that high, — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem… — Liam Gallagher Copy Share Image
“Whoever said it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved was full of crap.” — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
“Seropusly, why do flies line up in the sky every time someone lies? Hovering over they long to take the shit out… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
Everybody feels he has a right to a life of luxury - or at least comfort - so there's a lot of… — Gregory Benford Copy Share Image
Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here - nobody. I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to see… — Bobby Hull Copy Share Image
However naïve it sounds, or however inept the result, I think the idea is to try to alchemize the crap, not just… — David First Copy Share Image
You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions. — Jamie Dornan Copy Share Image
“School is a pile of crap. School has always been a pile of crap – he had just never bothered to think… — Tabitha Suzuma Copy Share Image
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