Nowadays anyone with a crap laptop and an Internet connection can sound their barbaric yawp, whatever it may be. — Julie Powell Copy Share Image
They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they're crying they need to do one of the three and they're having trouble… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
If you think your management doesn't know what it's doing or that your organisation turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you,… — Edward Yourdon Copy Share Image
Positive thinking is a good attitude to have. But positive thinking without any skills is a load of crap. — Conrad Dobler Copy Share Image
When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to go" crap. You worked hard and you… — Jillian Michaels Copy Share Image
People YouTube me and crap and then, they probably don't want to see me after seeing a friendly posted YouTube video, so… — Terry Bozzio Copy Share Image
I've always loved clothes, especially handbags and shoes. I'd rather save my money on clothing and wear crap, but have the handbags… — Alicia Coppola Copy Share Image
I'm careful with my heart. I don't take crap from no one these days. I put my foot down. Being a woman,… — Kelly Rowland Copy Share Image
It is easier not to say anything. Shut your trap, button your lip, can it. All that crap you hear on TV… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“God doesn't build shit. Yeah, He creates stuff - the World, the mountain ranges, all that - but any fuck with one… — Josh Ritter Copy Share Image
Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to be the me that I am and not all of this other crap. I just want to be… — Chris Kyle Copy Share Image
Prior to Roe , ... whether one could obtain a legal abortion in the face of an unwanted pregnancy was a crap… — David Garrow Copy Share Image
Whenever you are in the world of the tonal, you should be an impeccable tonal; no time for irrational crap. But whenever… — Carlos Castaneda Copy Share Image
If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
This is a record I ended up having to make to get on to the next stage of my life. What I… — Luke Haines Copy Share Image
“Crap. It's all crap. Living is crap. Life has no meaning. None. Nowhere to be found. Crap. Why doesn't anybody realize this?” — K-Ske Hasegawa Copy Share Image
The attention toward me is basically because of what we've built as a company. If we built a pile of crap then… — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap — Aaron Allston Copy Share Image
I'm a terrible photographer.I'm not being modest. My photos really are crap. But in a way, the more the photo is crap,… — Chantal Joffe Copy Share Image
I'm really spectacularly thick in all areas of my life except comedy and science. I'm crap at everything else. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Unlike Fred and Paddy, I don't get many offers of work other than 'Top Gear,' because I'm crap at everything else. — Chris Harris Copy Share Image
If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat… — Triple H Copy Share Image
I spend all day figuring out how to beat the machine and knock the crap out of the political power structure. — Bella Abzug Copy Share Image
I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I'm talking about, but at… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of TV on demand. I'm embarrassed to say what I watch. It's the worst crap. — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing… — Phillip Phillips Copy Share Image
In the past, people said I wasn't focused and didn't give it the time. That's a bunch of crap. I'm not doing… — Buddy Rice Copy Share Image
A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Well, I always talk about how I used to work at an insane asylum and stuff, which is true, but to be… — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
This is what you work for, putting all the other crap that you hear aside. Just being able to participate in a… — Bobby Bonilla Copy Share Image
One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet. — Chris Mohr Copy Share Image
The modern media environment is so overrun with bullshit and static and people trying to sell you stupid crap. It makes you… — Brad Listi Copy Share Image
“Crap talk; Noun. A condition where one's insecurities come spilling out of his mouth making him look like an unconfident idiot.” — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
Grief is like manure, if you spread it out it fertilizes, if you leave it in a big pile it smells like… — Thomas Golden, Jr Copy Share Image
Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs. — Simon Jordan Copy Share Image
“But all you see is the crap. So you don't have to believe in anything. So you'll have an excuse to fail.” — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be a mother, and when I got the show I was really upset. I was like "I'm not… — Jackee Harry Copy Share Image
How many elderly people you see have to leave the house they've had their whole life because their fixed income and their… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If I looked at some of these pieces as if this project was not spoken-word but just short anthology, I probably would… — Richard Meltzer Copy Share Image
