I always assume I look better than I actually do. I'll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then… — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
If everything really does get better, the way everyone claims, then happiness should be graphable. But that's crap, because better isn't quantifiable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over… — Mickey Spillane Copy Share Image
I don't like streaming. I hate all that crap. I'd rather be a fan and have the piece in front of you… — Charlie Benante Copy Share Image
Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought "What a piece of crap?" — Rob Long Copy Share Image
How many elderly people you see have to leave the house they've had their whole life because their fixed income and their… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“Seropusly, why do flies line up in the sky every time someone lies? Hovering over they long to take the shit out… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
Everyone was saying, "Oh, Chumbawamba, they're crap, can't get arrested." But we had absolute faith in what we were doing, so we… — Alice Nutter Copy Share Image
“Dear, the man can't be eviscerated because he has no viscera. He's a walking colon. If you cut him open, you only… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I think music can definitely be art; I also think music can be crap and not be art. — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
You're not going to see a new Bernard Hopkins. I'm too old for that crap. I think what you will see is… — Bernard Hopkins Copy Share Image
If I've written five pages by hand, out of those five pages, one page might be worth saving. The rest is crap.… — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
Essentially, we have a system where wealthy farmers feed the poor crap and poor farmers feed the wealthy high-quality food. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I try to be nice, I try to respect other people, but over the years I've learned that all this stuff we… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
There probably is a lot of music that no one's ever gonna hear. For anyone doing music, just do exactly what it… — Dustin Diamond Copy Share Image
In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That's pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't believe in astrology. It's a lot of crap. I just think that's another thing you should throw out the window.… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
I come from a minimum wage working world, as we all did for at least some part of our lives, and that… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
