Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You can't not help people just because they're stupid or forgetful or unpleasant... If I don't help them, who will?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Are you going to send me home?” he said. Death reached down and swung him up behind the saddle. BECAUSE YOU SHOWED… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“YOU TRIED TO WARN HIM, he said, removing Binky’s nose-bag. “Yes, sir. Sorry.” YOU CANNOT INTERFERE WITH FATE. WHO ARE YOU TO… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And that had led to all the trouble with How to Dynamically Manage People for Dynamic Results in a Caring Empowering Way… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. "So we can believe the big ones?" YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If you let your mind dwell on rooms like this, you could end up being oddly sad and full of a strange… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Please, young sir! Have mercy! If not for me, please think of my dear wife and my four lovely children who'll be… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You think so? Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder, and sieve it through the finest sieve,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“His Greatness the King Pteppicymon XXVIII, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable." REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
YOU MUST LEARN THE COMPASSION PROPER TO YOUR TRADE" "And what's that?" "A SHARP EDGE. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's daft, locking us up," said Nanny. "I'd have had us killed." "That's because you're basically good," said Magrat. "The good are… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
