“The Times came last night; tonight it was Newsday and the Voice. I want to tell them we were just joking. It’s… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In the experience of yogins who do not perceive things dualistically, the fact that things manifest without truly existing is so amazing… — Longchenpa Copy Share Image
If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
I was part of 'Piya Ka Ghar'... for two years. It started out as a comedy but didn't work and so it… — Sanjeeda Sheikh Copy Share Image
I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff which is a bit smart, but is just about belly laughs. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
In real life, bad things happen and they're not funny, and then bad things happen and they can be funny. When you're… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
A Canadian comedian once told me that when you first go out there to imagine that you're actually just going back out… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers,… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile… — Naoki Higashida Copy Share Image
“There is nothing better than to be headed into the mountains on a clean fresh day with the sun rising through the… — Patrick Mcmanus Copy Share Image
You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If anything, being a female has afforded me opportunities on YouTube that I necessarily didn't have in doing traditional comedy and auditioning… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I… — Marjorie Pay Hinckley Copy Share Image
With While You Were Sleeping, it was so much fun and such a Cinderella story, that I didn't want to do another… — Bill Pullman Copy Share Image
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Half of the time I don't know what they're talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that everyone but… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
Any time you can build jokes around a story that resonates on an emotional level, it is going to have a big… — Will Arnett Copy Share Image
I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing. — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
There's always something interesting about comedy teams that have the exact same energy. The one time I really noticed that was Will… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
If something's true you should be able discuss it or ask whether it's true. It helps me as a comedian. But it… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon… — Seth Green Copy Share Image
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin. — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
My sense of humor tends toward both the dark and the absurd - two great tastes that, in my opinion, taste great… — Ron Currie Jr Copy Share Image
If I am against the condition of the world, it is not because I am a moralist - it is because I… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
It's interesting to have the awkward moments play out, and the real human interactions. The more you cut that down, you lose… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
“[T]hey could not help being amused every time another little human believed itself the center of its world, as each of us… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I've played a lot of bad guys over the years, a lot of hardcore guys. At the same time, I've done a… — Jonathan Banks Copy Share Image
The whole idea of comedy, there is nothing normal about going up on stage to make strangers laugh. But I'm also not… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable. — James Gray Copy Share Image
Comedy is a difficult thing for a critic, as, unlike all other art-forms, it has an inbuilt success-o-meter: laughter. Therefore, there's no… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
My routine isn't so much dreaming up the comedy as just seeing what happens to me. I seem to be leading a… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I didn't know I was cool, but I was very flattered that some of the younger comedy writers came up to talk… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
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