My secret is just surrounding myself with people who are a lot funnier than me. — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny. — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. — Horatio Nelson Copy Share Image
Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I've done comedy, and I've done drama. I've sort of been a journeyman in my career so far. — Zachary Knighton Copy Share Image
Titles always sound so pretentious, and when I see a comedian, I just want the person to take flight, not stick to… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity. — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Before comedy, I worked at a tech company, and before that, I worked on Wall Street. And, honestly, I've never really been… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong.… — Judith Guest Copy Share Image
“You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
I just knew it would get a big laugh when people saw the 'Flying Nun' throwing the bird to a highway patrolman. — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I played Nelson Mandela in one thing for laughs - and I did it because this thing had come round from the… — Harry Enfield Copy Share Image
I have often reflected within myself on this unaccountable humor in womankind of being smitten with everything that is showy and superficial,… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
“Gabrielle chuckled, her dark eyes twinkling. “So he’s been after you, has he? Poor Etta, pursued by a sun priest offering to… — Michelle O'Leary Copy Share Image
Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I don't like laughing at people unless they're in a privileged position or if they're in authority. If it's poor people or… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
The myriad-minded man, our, and all men's, Shakespeare, has in this piece presented us with a legitimate farce in exactest consonance with… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
Yeah, even a black comedy. Where it's a little eerie. I'd love to do that. But there are about three really fabulous… — Sharon Gless Copy Share Image
All that I'm after is life full of laughter.. as long as I'm laughin with you.. im thinkin that all that still… — Unwantedgirl143 Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a theatre comic instead of club comic because I tend to talk for a bit before I… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I don't think I know anyone who would go around going, 'That's a good idea for a gag.' — Harry Enfield Copy Share Image
I'm equally terrified of both comedy and drama. The only thing I'm really comfortable with is action. — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
A lot of times what's satisfying to me in comedy is when a woman successfully does self-care. — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin. — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like. — William Sadler Copy Share Image
I remember seeing 'Spinal Tap' at a young age and being like, 'That's how you perform comedy.' — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
After having seen my dad do so much in comedy, I know I have a legacy to live up to. — Ananya Panday Copy Share Image
Comedy as dissent or any art form as dissent is going to be our last safety valve. — Varun Grover Copy Share Image
My favourite line: It's kinda funny how you didn't think I would find out. — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
Dramas need to have a certain aesthetic that comedy just doesn't really seem to need to have. — Rob McElhenney Copy Share Image
