Comedy Quotes · Page 152

Instead saying 'LOL' I'm gonna say 'SALTS' [ smiled a little then stopped ] Its more truthful

— Anonymous

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

— Scott Thompson

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

— Kevin James

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

— Anonymous

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

— Yakov Smirnoff

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

— Rachel Zucker

I think my strongest suit is comedy. I certainly have limits in other areas.

— Emma Caulfield

I consider myself something of a raconteur. I have a rather audacious sense of humour.

— Sylvester Stallone

Comedy completely depends on the script and the type of dialogues we get. Comedy is dependent on time and so I will…

— Chunky Pandey

The highest of highs is to have a new routine that you're just breaking in and that's working, and that's - you're…

— Bob Newhart

Usually the intention of the artistic effect is too sophisticated for most people to understand, sort of like a joke that they…

— Billy Corgan

Akshay sir is very good at comedy. He has so much energy in him. He not only expresses with his dialogues but…

— Diljit Dosanjh

American comedies especially are all about these men being browbeaten by their wives and it's impossible for me to watch.

— Joe Manganiello

Stand up comedy can be a tough world to break into. It can take years of painful soul searching, disappointing performances, and…

— Sarah Cooper

You have antiheroes in dramas, like Tony Soprano. But it's a little bit harder in comedy. You don't see it quite as…

— Christopher Miller

It used to be that in comedy you had to play the clubs and work your way up, but now, before you…

— Trevor Moore

A person who is a comedian does comedy in real life, too. But then there are others, too, who are very good…

— Johnny Lever

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I did a comedy with Al Franken about his character Stuart Smalley, which was really about alcoholism and addiction and codependency. It…

— Harold Ramis

I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good…

— Dan Schneider

The moment for me, thinking I might actually want to do comedy professionally, was when I did public speaking at school. I…

— Tom Green

When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty…

— Larry the Cable Guy

“You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor,…

— Shannon L. Alder

As the tall dark and handsome male star, Carey Grant always stands for male beauty and desirability, whether in a 30s screwball,…

— Steven A. Cohen

Akwward moments are the best & most funny moments EVER...(;

— Mariah Sheree

“It is more civilized to make fun of life than to bewail it.”

— Seneca

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

— Steve Martin

Small things make me happy, and I laugh out loud on the silliest of jokes!

— Divyanka Tripathi

People say I try to be the centre of attention, but I think I just try to make people laugh.

— Jack P. Shepherd

Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.

— Agnes Repplier

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

— Lea Thompson

Laughing and crying, you know it's the same release.

— Joni Mitchell

I feel like a lot of comedies out are just the same consistent joke.

— Pell James

Jokes are over and we are at strokers, the devil is a liar modasuckas

— Michael Blackson

I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival.

— Robert Englund

I don't do one-liners, because you don't learn anything about that comedian.

— Ricky Gervais

The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry.

— Kurt Braunohler

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

— Timothy Simons

There's a certain truism that you can't be self-conscious in comedy.

— Ari Graynor

There's comedy even in tragedy. There's comedy in life. And in 'Castle', we go for that comedy.

— Nathan Fillion