Comedy Quotes by Nigel Havers

I couldn't resist the idea of doing 'Coronation Street.'

— Nigel Havers

I knew I wanted to get into acting and my parents were fine with that. My brother, thankfully, became a barrister so I went…

— Nigel Havers

I'm not charming to people I don't like.

— Nigel Havers

I'm a very brilliant driver. I can say that.

— Nigel Havers

Its expensive to be dark - a theatre shut costs a lot of money.

— Nigel Havers

I absolutely hate cyclists. If they use the roads for free and they don't have to pay any tax, they must obey the rules.

— Nigel Havers

I haven't had lunch for years.

— Nigel Havers

I think if you are married, you should stay married.

— Nigel Havers

My waist is 30 inches and I want to keep it that way. In the job I do, I need to keep in shape.

— Nigel Havers

I grew up with Morecambe and Wise, they were part of Christmas, part of Easter, part of our lives. They were the top comedy…

— Nigel Havers

I understand people want to feel safe when they go to the theatre, thats the primary and most important thing.

— Nigel Havers