...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
the person talking to you never looks directly at you, but rather around the room, searching for the answer to the universal… — Letitia Baldrige Copy Share Image
Anyone with a fondness for intricately flavored, carefully measured cocktails and entertaining at home knows how poorly the two mix. — Jonathan Miles Copy Share Image
I'm basically a cocktail jazz kind of pianist. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a very good keyboard player.… — Ray Manzarek Copy Share Image
Arrogance, ignorance, and incompetence. Not a pretty cocktail of personality traits in the best of situations. No sirree. Not a pretty cocktail… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
“Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to about the same thing.” — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Appearing in 'Legally Blonde' has helped me find my inner girl, although at the beginning the director was constantly telling me off… — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
Whether it's an orgy or a cocktail party, I know how to do it. — Robert Mapplethorpe Copy Share Image
And after, you know, having the old chicken or whatever it is they bring around and a couple of cocktails, you turn… — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
It is quite proper to meet a young man at a cocktail party and go on to dinner with him. If he… — Alice-Leone Moats Copy Share Image
If your Soviet neighbor is trying to set fire to your house, you can't be worrying about the Arab down the block.… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
Never drink more than one cocktail before giving a talk. True, the drinks may relax you, but they may also slur your… — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
People can buy a bottle of gin and drink it at home for about a buck a drink, whereas they are willing… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
The world doesn't go around on love between men and women. Lovers get very little done. But friends do. When you are… — Marie Dressler Copy Share Image
When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They're really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches. — Eric Kripke Copy Share Image
I say what I think. I'm a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who's afraid to step out of the hotel… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
My twenties were great. Who didn't have fun in their twenties? But my attention was more out there, more about the surface… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship. And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
Meetings ... are rather like cocktail parties. You don't want to go, but you're cross not to be asked. — Jilly Cooper Copy Share Image
Very few restaurants do five services a day - breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, cocktail, theatre and dinner - and because of that… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
Coral reefs are under assault. They are rapidly being degraded by human activities. They are over-fished, bombed and poisoned. They are smothered… — Klaus Topfer Copy Share Image
If it's a cocktail party, I generally make five or six different things, and I try to choose recipes that feel like… — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
Besides, if I wanted to hear people speaking wall-to-wall French, all I had to do was remove my headphones and participate in… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
