The Class Clown album was done totally sober. I'd realized what a hell I'd made for myself and I cleaned up completely… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The drummer in my first band was killed in Vietnam. He kind of signed up and joined the marines. Bart Hanes was… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
An awful realization that I have been fooling myself all my life thinking there was a next thing to do to keep… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance. — David Burge Copy Share Image
“And George saw the clown’s face change. What he saw then was terrible enough to make his worst imaginings of the thing… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
What passed for society was a loud, giddy whirl of thieves and pretentious hustlers, a dull sideshow full of quacks and clowns… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
The clown-suit collection started when my best friend, Ruby McCollister, was working at an arts day care and she stole a raggedy… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“October 3, 2017 The clown, Hagarty said, looked like a cross between Ronald McDonald and that old TV clown, Bozo—or so he… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“We walk past a clown who is painting kids’ faces, and I suddenly stop, something catching my eye. “I like that unicorn,”… — Emily Harper Copy Share Image
Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Trump is the living embodiment of the main character in the film American Psycho, a symbol of corporate domination on steroids, an… — Henry Giroux Copy Share Image
I was doing a show at the National Youth Theatre, playing an old man. Before that I had played fat clowns and… — Harry Melling Copy Share Image
“What do you love?" "You for doing this - you in general. Chocolate, sushi, malt shakes. All things I'm highly deficient in… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
In a clown, we see what we do that makes us laugh and cry. I kept the white face, the tradition of… — Marcel Marceau Copy Share Image
I don't want to be Derrick Lewis. He's a clown. He just says the most random things just to get a lot… — Curtis Blaydes Copy Share Image
I was always a class clown, so I never had trouble fitting in; I just had trouble finding out where I really… — Logan Henderson Copy Share Image
I think I'll be a clown when I get grown… There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I'm not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I've had some serious, serious problems in my life.… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
A God who is trying to convince people that He is a God is not a God! He is just a clown… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
I think of [street food] as the antidote to fast food; it's the clear alternative to the king, the clown and the… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I do always show love to people who approach me, but some people just run up and just shove their phone in… — Angus Cloud Copy Share Image
I have been called a clown in football - but if I don't go onto the field with a laugh and smile,… — Bruce Grobbelaar Copy Share Image
Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It’s less predictable, it’s more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee. — Steve McConnell Copy Share Image
I want to prove to the skeptics that I'm not a clown. I'm very serious about what I do. I want to… — Eddie the Eagle Copy Share Image
Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts? — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
[Oliver Wendell] Holmes never believed in the truth and morality of the laws he was upholding. He said, "I loathe the thick-fingered… — Jeffrey Rosen Copy Share Image
Theres no shame if you play a role of a clown on stage than to know that youre played like a clown… — Myself Copy Share Image
We knew we were different, even from our elementary school days. We were the class clowns; we engaged with people differently. We… — Drew Scott Copy Share Image
You never have a comedian who hasn't got a very deep strain of sadness within him or her. Every great clown has… — Margaret Rutherford Copy Share Image
“Though I did come to a rather morbid conclusion in those few fleeting seconds: Better a dead clown in my apartment than… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out.” — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
Is it any wonder why Princes & Kings, Are clowns that caper in their sawdust rings, When ordinary people who are like… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Sometimes evil is in the form of a malignant clown, and sometimes evil is in the form of policy and legislators, and… — Karyn Kusama Copy Share Image
I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
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