My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies. — Jelly Roll Morton Copy Share Image
Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian god damn unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of… — Eminem Copy Share Image
I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
I was a big shot in high school - big into social events and at the dramatic society - and I always… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird! No hungry generations tread thee down; The voice I hear this passing night was… — John Keats Copy Share Image
I want to be silly, and that's being authentic just as much as being open and honest. It's authentic to make weird… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
I remember seeing Extreme play with [Debra] Winger and Cinderella. Gary Cherone was wearing purple velvet overalls with no shirt and saddle… — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
So many things suddenly made sense for the clowns, for the whole idea. I’d been going through a struggle, particularly after 9/11;… — Cindy Sherman Copy Share Image
I was a class clown, of the classic term for it. I would get the work done easily, and then I would… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Here, kitty, kitty, Chico says. The cover of his cage is still on, making his tiny clown voice slightly muffled. I feel… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I remember, when I was a kid, I was a class clown, and I got into a lot of trouble for it,… — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
The last time I went to a festival without a hat, two things happened. One: I got sunstroke. Secondly, I had to… — Jamie Cullum Copy Share Image
“Whatever. I know that when a monster is chasing you. You take your high-heeled shoes off. I’ve learned that … And you… — Patti Roberts Copy Share Image
I spent most of my days in school being a class clown. I never shut up. By the time I was in… — Enzo Amore Copy Share Image
When I first worked with Mark Harmon I was 15 years old on 'Harts of the West.' He had a pretty heavy… — Sean Murray Copy Share Image
I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on… — Luke Perry Copy Share Image
I was always kind of a loudmouth and a class clown, and that kind of led to doing all the school plays… — Dustin Milligan Copy Share Image
Not only was I an 'X Factor' winner that got dropped by Syco - and when that happens, you're never heard of… — James Arthur Copy Share Image
“The clown’s eyes sidled towards her, then drew away quickly. “But they kept me away from you earlier-and, on my word, you… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
A clown needn't be the same out of the ring as he has to be when he's in it. If you look… — Enid Blyton Copy Share Image
When I did the video for "Piledriver Waltz," I was thinking about rodeo clowns, and how they're risking their lives just to… — Caitlin Rose Copy Share Image
Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real antiwar movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show… — Karl Rove Copy Share Image
“Everyone has creative potential. Creativity involves using your imagination and inventiveness. Your unique expression of yourself is your creativity...Creativity can be magic… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Since childhood, I've been a clown. I've always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It's my original self. — Bad Bunny Copy Share Image
I tick that cliched box of being the class clown. I've always done impressions and characters, so I'm very lucky that I… — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
Many peoples will become funny like money,make sure you dont fall into the clown suit..Make the money dont let it take over… — FrenchQueen Copy Share Image
I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
For public opinion does not admit that lofty rapturous laughter is worthy to stand beside lofty lyrical emotion and that there isall… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
I hesitate to say I was the class clown, but that was kind of how I interacted with other kids in school,… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
Expression is the dress of thought, and still Appears more decent as more suitable; A vile conceit in pompous words express'd, Is… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
My father was a promoter of Fresh Fest, and they needed an opening act. He got me a slot as a dancer.… — Jermaine Dupri Copy Share Image
The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
Runnin' through your town, huntin' you down, frontin' you down, this fuckin' clown tried to come around for a pound. — Talib Kweli Copy Share Image
There is no one who can move and mime and clown like Bill [Irwin].And Aubrey Plaza, she gets to embody all these… — Lauren Shuler Donner Copy Share Image