There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush… — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
I used to do stuff at college. I could do voices. I could make some people laugh. I wasn't the class clown,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
The comic spirit masquerades in all things we say and do. We are each a clown and do not need to put… — James Hillman Copy Share Image
Nobody has proved quite as adept as laughing at himself as former President George W. Bush, who willingly conceded to being a… — Alex Wagner Copy Share Image
I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
When I was dressed as a clown in all that make-up I used to shed pounds every night and got agonising kidney… — Leo Sayer Copy Share Image
I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so… — J. Cole Copy Share Image
“I think I'll be a clown when I get grown," said Dill. "Yes, sir, a clown... There ain't one thing in this… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Now I think liberals have gone from underreacting to Trump and saying that Trump is just a clown and a buffoon, and… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
With John Wayne Gacy - the serial killer who dressed up as a clown - there's just something about clowns I don't… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
and I laugh, I can still laugh, who can't laugh when the whole thing is so ridiculous that only the insane, the… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I was actually pretty shy in school. My defense mechanism was to be the class clown. I remember getting into a lot… — Adam Clayton Copy Share Image
Here's my story: My mother and I were at Cirque du Soleil, looking down on Shiner doing his act. She was always… — Bill Irwin Copy Share Image
One day he said, "I'll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown." And he told them all why… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
I'm never scared, so I don't watch horror movies. Back in the day, I was. I was scared of 'It' - you… — Ashley Thomas Copy Share Image
I had a fifth grade teacher who, as a very small way of trying to contain my class clown energy, gave me… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad… — Roland Joffe Copy Share Image
No one knows Anne's better side, and that's why most people can't stand me. Oh, I can be an amusing clown for… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
I'm secretly a clown, or maybe it's not much of a secret! I'm a little putzo, as the Italians say - a… — Matthew Settle Copy Share Image
The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Hip-hop is universal now, it's all commercial now. It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now. — Eminem Copy Share Image
Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll… — Cole Porter Copy Share Image
I started getting into drama club, and then my studies kind of went out the window. I was actually really studious and… — Aimee Lou Wood Copy Share Image
Hawley may be a clown, but he's clever, too. He knows White men feel they're facing a crisis, and he plans to… — Jonathan Capehart Copy Share Image
I'm training to become a giggle doctor. It's a kind of hospital clown who changes the atmosphere on the ward and helps… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
If you've ever been to a great clown show, there's always a moment where the clown goes into the house and fuses… — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown.… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
I became a clown when these docs came to the house in Berkeley and asked me to come cheer up kids. I'd… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
I came on board 'Clown' because it was a very simple story, and it was a very nice script and a very… — Peter Stormare Copy Share Image
Chris O'Dowd is a very special talent. He's one of those very, very rare actors who can be the clown, or he… — Jim Piddock Copy Share Image
I didn't even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford - what?… — Lloyd Kaufman Copy Share Image
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
The Joker is a psychopathic, mass-murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy. Last week I probably slept an average of two hours a… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
My way is the sensitive, emotional way, because that's who I am. A day doesn't go by where I don't sit and… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
I've never been naturally fashion conscious. I'm the kind of person who sees a whole outfit in a magazine, runs out and… — Brooke Shields Copy Share Image
I'm a goody-goody. I'm the person who sits in the back row, makes fun of the teacher, and secretly does the extra-credit… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
“The first handkerchief was tied to a second, yellow handkerchief. He fed both through the window and kept pulling. Attached to it… — Blake Crouch Copy Share Image
My high school guidance counselor, Mrs. Inverholl, once had me take an aptitude test to figure out my future. The number one… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Obama is a clown. You don't have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn't know what he's talking about… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I created 'Captain Underpants' when I was in the second grade. I was constantly getting in trouble for being the class clown,… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image