In earlier years, I was more of a clown with a big bag of tricks. I'd show up in the studio and… — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
I always knew I was quite good at getting laughs. At school, I loved having a ready audience if I made a… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack… — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
The contest between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders offered such a bright and bracing contrast to all those professional wrestlers emerging from… — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
At school, I was the classroom clown - I was always being thrown out for being naughty. Before I left, a teacher… — David Harewood Copy Share Image
A candy coloured clown they call the sandman Tiptoes into my room every night Just to sprinkle stardust and whisper; "Go to… — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
We have Trumpist (ph) tendencies in Europe. Look up Marine Le Pen in France. Look at the Five Star Movement headed by… — Lionel Barber Copy Share Image
“But it was only her old rival Payasa standing behind her. "¿De dónde?" Payasa sauntered toward her, head thrown back, joy on… — Lynne Ewing Copy Share Image
She was this incredible mom. With each of her kids, she did something called 'time,' where she would spend an hour each… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watching the class clown.… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I was shy. I was painfully shy, until fifth grade when I transferred to another school and befriended the class clown. And… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
Somewhere, right at the bottom of one’s own being, one generally does know where one should go and what one should do.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yorkie has officially retired about 5 times... The man's a clown... People are going on about the game and agents and directors… — Roy Keane Copy Share Image
Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show.… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm… — Lenny Kravitz Copy Share Image
'I, Malvolio' is a very, very funny show, a clown show, but there is Beckettian darkness in the character. Some real darkness,… — Tim Crouch Copy Share Image
I had ADD as a kid and often acted as the class clown. My teachers used to tell my mom, 'Raphael thinks… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
I am quite old-fashioned: I wouldn't consciously think 'I am going to dress up in a sexy manner' because it's just not… — Lucy Worsley Copy Share Image
“Clowns are vicious--they're all nefarious grins--and if you hung out with a bunch of clowns in a bar, pretty soon it would… — Jenni Fagan Copy Share Image
The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I started after him...and the clown looked back. I saw Its eyes, and all at once I understood who It was." "Who… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
[Clowns] gotten a really bad rap in the last few years. People have really given into their own fears and have celebrated… — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
when the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
My ideas are a curse. They spring from a radical discontent with the awful order of things. I play clown. I play… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
“If someone wants to be a king, know that he's just a clown! Anyone who sees himself as superior to others and… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are really good at making fun at… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It was an overcast late November morning, the grass splintered by hoarfrost, and winter grinning through the gaps in the clouds like… — John Connolly Copy Share Image
I'm naturally inclined to want to be funny and make people laugh, and that's what I want to do with my life.… — Casey Neistat Copy Share Image
I am delighted at Des's support in these elections. And thank him for his rewrite of the lyrics of Send in the… — Nigel Farage Copy Share Image
I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
I'm a real paradox. Because I'm a very serious person, and I take my work very seriously. But I wrap it up… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I always tell people that if you get upset over what someone says, imagine him or her with a clown's nose on… — Bernie Glassman Copy Share Image
That's not a real answer.' Says who?' Says me. I mean real fear, like of failure, of death, of regret. Like that.… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image