My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christ comes among us at Christmas: it is the perfect time for a personal encounter with the Lord. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
I feel like I've got a pretty relatively extensive Christmas sweatshirt collection. — Kyle Mooney Copy Share Image
The time will go away until we realize it was so precious. But we keep all the moments in our deep hearts.… — Reny Copy Share Image
Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin - inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason I even learned Japanese was to figure out what my parents were getting me for Christmas. — Tamlyn Tomita Copy Share Image
Me and my girlfriend don't have any family in Ipswich, so we were thinking of what we could do to fill our… — Tyrone Mings Copy Share Image
My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Mam loves to buy presents but she hates decorations. We once had a black Christmas tree because we had a new black… — Scarlett Moffatt Copy Share Image
“Then I learnt of “white Christmas”, which again I found very peculiar since we always have a white Christmas at home for… — Gloria D. Gonsalves Copy Share Image
CHRISTMAS IS A TIME OF GIVING THAT WHEN PERSONS LIKE FRIEND'S AND FAMILY'S COME TOGETHER AND SHOW U THEY LOVE U VERY… — SHANICE Copy Share Image
“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
The two great moments in human history are the day that Christ was born and the day He was raised from the… — Louie Giglio Copy Share Image
Christmas Day itself hasn't always been great. My parents went abroad when I was very young, and I went to boarding school.… — Anne Reid Copy Share Image
“In addition to the smells of mince and pumpkin pies, the Sage and onions of turkey stuffing, another aroma floated in the… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
If you desire to find the true spirit of Christmas and partake of the sweetness of it, let me make this suggestion… — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
Yes! I did [grow up on a Christmas Tree farm], so this is a good season for me. I was too young… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“Ever since the Christmas of '53, I have felt that the yuletide is a special hell for those families who have suffered… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“December is an old friend; it reminds you of the past, together you share some laughs and tears, you feel warm-hearted though… — Mohamed Atef Copy Share Image
My mom would always over decorate the house to the point where she'd switch like soap dispensers and all the towels. We… — Kaitlyn Bristowe Copy Share Image
“We sat on the floor eating donuts, completely dazed and hung over. I looked up at the window every so often to… — Chrissi Sepe Copy Share Image
There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I actually feel sorry for people who have nothing to do on Christmas Day other than watch an NBA game. — Stan Van Gundy Copy Share Image
That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what we're programmed to love. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I just think Christmas is a time to embrace all the naughty little things. — Jade Thirlwall Copy Share Image
My New years resolution is give up putting up with stupid people, I would of said smoking but I like cigarettes. — Jenny The Jawbreaker Copy Share Image
You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Fathers face and tell him you have received his… — John R Rice Copy Share Image
Do a Christmas record!' NO! Call Michael Buble! I'm not saying there's something wrong with that. But that's not me. — Melody Gardot Copy Share Image
Money is made at Christmas out of holly and mistletoe, but who save the vendors would greatly care if no green branch… — George Gissing Copy Share Image
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth! — Donald Yetter Gardner Copy Share Image
Love came down at Christmas, Love all lovely, Love Divine; Love was born at Christmas; Star and angels gave the sign. — Christina Rossetti Copy Share Image
Christmas dinner, when you're the one cooking it, is an oddly spiritual gesture. — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
I remember wishing there was snow in L.A. And how jealous we used to get of those Christmas specials with kids playing… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
“But in 1621 the Puritan leaders decreed that Christmas would not be celebrated at all in Plymouth.” — Jeff Guinn Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year for those celebrating! Wishing you prosperity and health all year round. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some poeple in our lives are just Seasonal like the Holidays...enjoy it while it last and move on with life… — Sonquela Seabron Copy Share Image
How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
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