One of the weirdest things about Christmas in this country is that people love to watch 'EastEnders' when everyone's in floods of… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
“Today is Christmas Eve. Today is my birthday. Today I am fifteen. Today I buried my parents in the backyard. Neither of… — Lisa O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“I know that many people including our President insist that it be called the Christmas Season. I’ll be the first in line… — Captain Hank Bracker Copy Share Image
Indeed, the Royal Family still retain the German custom - introduced by Prince Albert - of opening their presents on Christmas Eve… — Ingrid Seward Copy Share Image
“Christmas means the birth of a new beginning, a new mind, and a new life.” — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
Christ comes among us at Christmas: it is the perfect time for a personal encounter with the Lord. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
“On Making a Christmas List “You ranked the twenty-five presents you want, in order of how much you want them? Are you… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now… — Bobby Helms Copy Share Image
When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas' — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
Deep in my cortex, the year is divided into reading seasons. The period from mid-October to Christmas, for instance, is 'ghost story'… — Michael Dirda Copy Share Image
“Let's see, what've we got for the little girl to eat? Nothing, I hoped, but he brought a tin of Christmas candies,… — Munro Alice Copy Share Image
I've always had a dream that I might write a Christmas song that might resonate with people during the holidays. — Michael McDonald Copy Share Image
Our whole family assembles in Chicago at Christmas and usually in Aspen in the summer. — James Cronin Copy Share Image
I love Christmas. I'm really sentimental about it. My parents made it awesome for us, and we were allowed to be kids… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
“Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.” — Theric Jepson Copy Share Image
May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love. Christmas is the time of giving and sharing. It is… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
In the spring of 1994 I decided not to seek reelection to the Senate. I had made the decision 12 years earlier,… — George J. Mitchell Copy Share Image
I met fred rogers in 1998, when 'Esquire' assigned me a story about him for a special issue on American heroes. I… — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
If you look at the sales for anyone's DVDs - comedy certainly - they will be massive at Christmas and pretty much… — Rhod Gilbert Copy Share Image
The South has a way of worshipping appearances - the suburbs are all about presentation and amazing flowers and a beautiful yard… — Paul Downs Colaizzo Copy Share Image
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my… — Ethel Merman Copy Share Image
I love to make Christmas cookies, chocolate chips, peanut butter cookies, pecan pies, coconut macaroons, fruitcakes. — Divine Copy Share Image
Hey, great idea: if you have kids, give your partner reading vouchers next Christmas. Each voucher entitles the bearer to two hours'… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I got teary-eyed watching Mary J. Blige sing O Holy Night' at the 'Christmas in Washington' concert. — Brianna Keilar Copy Share Image
My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points. — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
I started DJing, breakdancing and MCing in the '70s and I got my record deal in 1979 with 'Christmas Rap.' — Kurtis Blow Copy Share Image
As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. — Eric Sevareid Copy Share Image
“Next Christmas he was going to open this shabby sack of hers... and put something in the money compartment. She would fritter… — Josephine Tey Copy Share Image
Honestly, the most excited I've ever been for Christmas is when I get a big fluffy blanket. — Kirstin Maldonado Copy Share Image
I was thinking what I really want for Xmas, when I realised I already have it; my family, children and friends. x — Kylee Copy Share Image
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days. — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
I put up my Christmas tree entirely too early. I'm one of those people. — Rachel Boston Copy Share Image
Christmas is all about exchanging gifts and I always make an effort to make my Christmas dinner a jolly affair. — Pooja Bedi Copy Share Image
Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
