The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The problems with kids having short attention spans is driven by entertainment, reset buttons on games, games having to do with getting… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.” — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcomsit had nothing to do with the color of themI just didn't… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
