I am mean as cats' meat about handbags: mine don't ever look chic. I always prefer bags that aren't made of leather. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
“While most people love certain species to pieces (e.g. cats and dogs), others are more loved in pieces (e.g. cows and pigs)” — Mango Wodzak Copy Share Image
“There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats? — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is… — James Cromwell Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid the popularity of the domestic cat would drop very quickly if little kitty could roar its displeasure.” — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat… — Arnold Edinborough Copy Share Image
When the audition for 'Cats' came up, even though I'd been making pop records, it felt like something I was attracted to. — Sarah Brightman Copy Share Image
“Trousers don’t suit cats, messire,’ replied the cat with great dignity. ‘Why don’t you tell me to wear boots? Cats always wear… — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
“There is no final enough of wisdom, experience - any fucking thing. No Holy Grail, No Final Satori, no solution. Just conflict.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Each year, billions of animals are subjected to cruelty on factory farms, feed lots, and slaughterhouses. The brutality that these animals endure… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
I have a theory which I suspect is rather immoral,' Smiley went on, more lightly. 'Each of us has only a quantum… — John le Carre Copy Share Image
I've spent the last 10 years constantly touring and haven't had much reason to stick around anywhere. I'm 34 now, and I've… — Passenger Copy Share Image
Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
What else will do except faith in such a cynical, corrupt time? When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I was looking at pictures of cats laying out on the beach and I thought, "Cats hate water, so why would they… — Bethany Cosentino Copy Share Image
I did have a cat once that used to attack an ex-boyfriend's feet every time he slept over. I should've known then… — Erin Daniels Copy Share Image
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
We [journalists] tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat. — Arthur Hays Sulzberger Copy Share Image
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I forgave you because I love you and I hate being without you. I hate it, my cat hates it. And because… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it. — Richard Petty Copy Share Image
“Catterton Cats abide by the rules, Either writing or dancing in their afternoons Because that’s how it’s done, that’s all that— That’s… — Annabelle Nash Copy Share Image
“No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
Many a cat can only be lured in by switching off all the lights and keeping very still. Until the indignant cry… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
I can do a really good animal impression! I'm great at ducks, cats, dogs, and occasionally dolphins. — Ella Purnell Copy Share Image
A dog asks a cat, How come I've never seen you cats making love in public? The cat replies,Do you want humans… — Crosby Kwaw Copy Share Image
It doesnt matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Oh my God,” I say. Holy Cats ! ( Cats wasn't technically a flop, but Libby says it was, artistically, so it's… — Tim Federle Copy Share Image
“A cat’s secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers.” — Wendy Beck Copy Share Image
“Puffin the cat follows us for a while, with Finn shooing at her, which only makes her longing to join us more… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've got two brothers and there was a male dog and two male cats and every family we knew had three boys.… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
When I was five, six, I drew myself as a cat a lot, because I was obsessed with cats. And then, as… — Lisa Hanawalt Copy Share Image
“When you least expect it, you run in to an old friend from school, or the neighbour’s cat, not Mary the Virgin… — Margot McCuaig Copy Share Image
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it. — Winifred Carriere Copy Share Image
“John and I noticed that whenever we talked about our children Wystan reached for his cats.” — Thekla Clark Copy Share Image
The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty. — Martin Millar Copy Share Image
Judiciously show a cat milk, if you wish her to thirst for it. Judiciously show a dog his natural prey, if you… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself.” — M.Z.Riffi Copy Share Image