Animal Quote by Charles Dickens

Quick, how do you pick up a cat?" "Buy her a drink.

— Elizabeth Chandler

Give your dog something to do before you share food, water, toys or affection. This way the dog earns his treat. For example, have…

— Cesar Millan

She comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she…

— Rush Limbaugh

Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and…

— H. P. Lovecraft

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon

— Kevin Hearne

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

— Dana Gould

Lick that kitty cat until she purrs meow, beat it up so bad she wanna curse me out.

— Trey Songz

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.

— E. W. Howe

How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap?

— Derek Tangye

Treat a dog right and he'll treat you right. ... Cats is different, but I never held it against them.

— Mary Ann Shaffer

Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."

— Anonymous

Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure they're getting fed…

— Alison Sweeney