You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be reminded that one is very much like other members of the animal kingdom is often funny...though...I do not too much… — Joseph Wood Krutch Copy Share Image
Woman is essentially unpeaceful, like the cat, however well she may have trained herself to present an appearance of peace. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day to someone who was way ahead of Monopoly in replacing things in their life with cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always loved going to see Broadway shows. I've seen 'em all: Rent, Chorus Line, Cats, West Side Story, Guys & Dolls,… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“Until recently I always thought that 'Cat Boarding' was the way America tortured their felines.” — Dean MacAllister Copy Share Image
“Being a cat means beautiful, agile, innocent, brave, curious and trust also honorable respect for as much as not so doing bribery.” — Sekar Arum Copy Share Image
“But Charlie and I have a very special relationship and I wanted to let her know I was home. Don't worry, I'm… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Men and the pursuit of them are strongly intertwined with my mental health. I would say, in my defensive defense, that the… — Emma Forrest Copy Share Image
There's no fun in a bag if it's not kicked around so that it looks as if the cat's been sitting on… — Jane Birkin Copy Share Image
It is important for knitters to know two things about frogging: that cats are capable of this knitting action, and even seem… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
Oh cat, I'd say, or pray: be-ootiful cat! Delicious cat! Exquisite cat! Satiny cat! Cat like a soft owl, cat with paws… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
“ To a Vase "How do I break thee? Let me count the ways. I break thee if thou art at any… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
The dirty little secret on Wall Street: Eighty percent of the Wall Street executives' and their spouses' donations go to Democrats. It's… — Louie Gohmert Copy Share Image
“Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new… — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
“The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human… — S.T. Joshi Copy Share Image
“If you want to write Murder She Wrote in space with anime-style mecha driven by cats, go for it. Nothing is off… — Rachel Aaron Copy Share Image
“And the daughter . Bit of a social failure. Well, that’s putting it delicately. Quite overweight. Collects the cats, if you know… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“We live in an age when the mice are hunting the cats...nobody knows who are the mice and who the cats.” — Henning Mankell Copy Share Image
Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Having five cats around the house helps me have no expectations. They are not goal-fulfilling creatures in any human sense. There is… — Clarice Bryan Copy Share Image
Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin; but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever… — Alice In Wonderland Copy Share Image
“She responded to Letty's well-meaning suggestions with the unblinking disdain perfected by cats in their dealings with their humans.” — Lauren Willig Copy Share Image
Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos. — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“I'm too fascinated to hide indoors or stay cooped up in our yard. Curiosity killed the cat, I know, but I try… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I'm just here to open up doors for all these other cats out here that are trying to do the same thing… — Pitbull Copy Share Image
The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody,… — Richard Land Copy Share Image
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
“You know your cat is fucking with you when she poops in the litter box and somehow manages to miss the litter.” — Jordan Krumbine Copy Share Image
My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more. — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
“I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn't want to fight, if the other cat calls it a pussy.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took one… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“...Carlina with her cat-like eyes who didn't fit into any category he knew. (Commissario Garini's difficulty with his prime suspect.)” — Beate Boeker Copy Share Image
You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
With little wit and ease to suit them, They whirl in narrow circling trails, Like kittens playing with their tails. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
