“Until recently I always thought that 'Cat Boarding' was the way America tortured their felines.” — Dean MacAllister Copy Share Image
“I once tried to embrace my inner child, but it got me arrested for grooming.” — Dean MacAllister Children Copy Share Image
“Of all the advice I can give someone...this is the most important: Never mess with a coconut salesman. A sharp machete is… — Dean MacAllister Copy Share Image
“I would never travel vicariously. Why let someone else have all the fun?” — Dean MacAllister Travel Copy Share Image
