Cats Quotes · Page 26

“Wait a minute. Wait just a hairball kakking minute.”

— Jody Wallace

“All you need for a movie is a gun and a cat.”

— Jean-Luc Godard

“When a black cat crosses your path, follow it. Understand the knowable unknown.”

— Lionel Suggs

The ultimate goal of fostering is to get kittens and cats adopted.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

“I explained it loud and clear. What part of "meow" don't you understand?”

— Lee Wardlaw

I am thankful for cats. Life would be so much more depressing without them.

— Anonymous

I lie around the floor with my cats Billy and Jazz or watch DVDs with my best friends.

— Cathy Freeman

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

— George Mikes

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for…

— William S. Burroughs

“Sometimes I like her calm, unwild, gentle as a sleeping child, and wonder as she lies, a fur ring, curled upon my…

— Ian Serraillier

Whenever I see my cat staring out the window I sit behind him and whisper, look Simba, everything the light touches is…

— Alex Telman

she was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off. The…

— Lewis Carroll

If you want to concentrate deeply on some problem, and especially some piece of writing or paper-work, you should acquire a cat . . .

— Muriel Spark

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

— Doug Larson

“Finally." The cat sniffed and gave me a look of triumph. "I never thought I would see the day when a human…

— Julie Kagawa

“alone tonight in this house, alone with 6 cats who tell me without effort all that there is to know.”

— Charles Bukowski

“The woman with the cat complex is named Mrs. Alice Plesher, but she doesn't reveal her first name to him and Sai…

— Justin Bog

Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…

— Terry Pratchett

“He thought of the kittens his cat Spike had birthed in his linen closet. Spike was the cat he’d thought was a…

— Mar Preston

“Cats, I decided, had certain advantages over men. There were loyal without being sycophantic, independent without being absent, and affectionate without being…

— Betsy Tobin

There is a giant gulf between doing something and doing nothing. And someone who makes a lolcat and uploads it - even…

— Clay Shirky

For all cats have this particularity, each and every one, from the meanest alley sneaker to the proudest, whitest she that ever…

— Angela Carter

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of…

— Agnes Repplier

Suppose that you want to teach the 'cat' concept to a very young child. Do you explain that a cat is a…

— Ralph P. Boas, Jr

And I like a mouse who has taken a cat for its tutor.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Kitty has no discretion in her coughs," said her father; "she times them ill.”

— Jane Austen

That boys as timid as a canary at a cat show.

— Foghorn Leghorn

And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die.

— Sylvia Plath

I've got a little cat, and I'm very fond of that.

— Joseph Tabrar

The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.

— John le Carre

I'd love to just do movies and play with my cat.

— Bob Sapp

“Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you.”

— Warren Eckstein

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

— Winston Churchill

We are often more merciful to our animals [cats] than we are to each other.

— P. D. James

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

— Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up

— Anonymous

I hate it when I meow at my cat & it doesn't meow back! That's so rude...

— Avalon

Wherever a cat sits, there shall happiness be found.

— Stanley Spencer

“This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.”

— Jarod Kintz

The cat makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy and toil.

— Theophile Gautier