Cat Quotes · Page 53

My life's ambition is to play a James Bond villain. I have the cat and the eye-patch, so I'm just waiting for…

— Toby Young

If you want to freak your cat out, stare at your cat. If you want to reassure your cat, stare at your…

— Walter Murch

Nobody keeps a cat. They condescend to live with you is all.

— Del Shannon

Pure herring oil is the port wine of English cats

— Honore de Balzac

Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy.

— Charles Stuart Calverley

Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need is someone to take hold of you--gently, with…

— Tennessee Williams

Whoever heard me assert that the grey cat playing just now in the yard is the same one that did jumps and…

— Arthur Schopenhauer

A little drowsing cat is an image of perfect beatitude.

— Anonymous

I seem to have a soft spot in my heart for Australia and Australian actors. After having worked with one in 'Cinderella'…

— Lea Salonga

Woman is essentially unpeaceful, like the cat, however well she may have trained herself to present an appearance of peace.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

All cats old enough to catch thier own prey,gather here under the High Rock for a clan meeting!

— Erin Hunter

Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in ancient Egypt they were worshipped…

— P. G. Wodehouse

I look at my career and I feel I have the potential to maybe mature into a Samuel Jackson-type older cat, and…

— Ice T

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.

— William Shakespeare

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

— William Lyon Phelps

He will kill mice and he will be kind to babies...but when the moon gets up and the night comes, he is…

— Rudyard Kipling

Curiosity did not kill the cat all by itself.

— Laird Barron

Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses.

— Edward Topsell

Maybe he sees it on my face, that fraction of a second when I let my guard down, because in that moment…

— Lauren Oliver

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

— Robert A. Heinlein

Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.

— Rip Esselstyn

There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

— Chelsea Handler

“A dog is a man's best friend........and a cat is a woman's..”

— Ankala Subbarao

“We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we’d say chicken tastes like cat.”

— Jonathan Grimwood

Cats virtually always underestimate human intelligence just as we, perhaps, underestimate theirs.

— Roger Caras