Calling Quote by Neil Gaiman

“Calling cats,’ it confided, ‘tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might as well call a whirlwind.”

— Neil Gaiman

A cat has absolute honesty.

— Ernest Hemingway

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

— Robert Breault

“The functional disenchantment, the sweet habit of each other, had begun to put lines around her mouth, lines that looked like quotation marks--as if…

— Lorrie Moore

“I wanted to walk away in denial, watch the news and believe the cat was faking the whole thing for attention.”

— Erika Lopez

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal…

— Adam Rex

It occurred to me that cats were being held back a little bit. I thought, 'I'll give the cat human thoughts and feelings but…

— Jim Davis

Oh, the cat I worked with on 'Game of Thrones' was so badly behaved! It would never do anything it was supposed to do.…

— Maisie Williams

“Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a word I’m not saying.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Quit it," Kitty warns. "We're not getting a cat. Cats are blah. They're also very manipulative”

— Jenny Han

The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar...

— Robertson Davies