The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I can hit the whiskers on a cat with a football from a distance of forty yards. — Steve Young Copy Share Image
When addressed, a Gentleman Cat does not move a muscle. He looks as if he hasn't heard. — May Sarton Copy Share Image
I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces! — Jeff Goldblum Copy Share Image
It was soon noticed that when ever there was work to be done the cat could never be found. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I've always been a fan of hip hop and there are cats out there that I admire. — Rakim Copy Share Image
On tour I'm finding out that I am half gypsy, 40% vagabond, and 10 house cat. — Jason Reeves Copy Share Image
Kittens can bring joy but their claws are sharp……… kinda like friends.. LOL! — AAliyah Hurley Copy Share Image
Sometimes he sits at your feet looking into your face with an expression so gentle and caressing that the depth of his… — Theophile Gautier Copy Share Image
Think about it: if the world could see how much adoption means from a cat's point of view, shelters would be empty. — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live… — Sydney, Lady Morgan Copy Share Image
Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels, and their… — Eric Gurney Copy Share Image
All she's caught is fleas! She's a medicine cat, not a warrior. She should be helping me, not trying to pretend that… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
The folkish philosophy of life must succeed in bringing about that nobler age in which men no longer are concerned with breeding… — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
We are more than the sum of our biochemical functions. Even the tiniest flea is an incredibly complex living creature, with mouth-parts… — Robert Lanza Copy Share Image
The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
Every day, three times per second, we produce the equivalent of the amount of data that the Library of Congress has in… — Nate Silver Copy Share Image
Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I showed her how I'd been making tiny cuts in my skin to let the badness and the pain leak out. They… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
The human animal ... is ... neither male nor female ... And if I am allowed to jest a little in passing,… — Marie de Gournay Copy Share Image
You have as much computing power in your iPhone as was available at the time of the Apollo missions. But what is… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another.… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image