I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow. — Oliver Herford Copy Share Image
I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind… — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Has it ever occured to you that crazy cat people may be sane and you be the the crazy one?” — Quitillian Blue Copy Share Image
dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight… — Sarah Ban Breathnach Copy Share Image
A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with… — Harold Monro Copy Share Image
What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?—I wish I knew... Just staying on it, I guess, as… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
As an inspiration to the author, I do not think the cat can be over-estimated. He suggests so much grace, power, beauty,… — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter… — Jolene Blalock Copy Share Image
Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I want people to think that I'm a magical, weird-looking freak of nature, but they really see me as a sexy Amazon… — Kesha Copy Share Image
I know I'm a bad bargain. But I'm begging you to have me anyway. Because I want a chance to make you… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Yuki: What could I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn't even know that Jason isn't really a bear! He's… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
My parents' generation was definitely pre-telly, and they knew how to entertain each other. Everybody knew something that they could do -… — Lindsay Duncan Copy Share Image
There can be many opinions on a thing, but there is only one truth." Vashet smiled lazily. "And if the pursuit of… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“You have a cat," she said, surprised. It was an odd-looking cat with no hair on its back and strange ears, but… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Animals are a huge part of my life, so yes, if you are going to be a part of my life, you… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
