Cake Quotes · Page 10

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

— George Harrison

[Boycott Oscar] is like crying about not having enough icing on your cake. It's just ridiculous.

— Ice Cube

Be Happy you have a cake to cut, many don't have same chance

— Chetan Narasimha

If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.

— Maryrose Wood

“All those other girls are cake...I'm Crème brûlée...Tiramisu, if you will. Just a few notches above.”

— Brandi L. Bates

“‎'Having' Your Cake…a little perverted… 'Eating' it too…a lot perverted!”

— Josh Stern

I've made the odd sponge cake, but I'm definitely not a baker.

— Judi Love

Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake.

— David Shannon

People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter—it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices.

— Anonymous

The clouds are two, when your friend is with you, what's on your mind, just leave it behind,cuz you can shine on…

— Punklove_444

For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around…

— Yotam Ottolenghi

If you were starving and had all the time in the world, would you stop eating the greatest slice of cake on…

— Gregor Collins

When I perform, I don’t think about the haters, the Internet trolls, or anyone else. I care about giving the person in…

— Steve Aoki

I have never baked. I have cooked thousands of meals big and small, but I have never cooked a cookie. I have…

— Tom Junod

“Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?' 'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.”

— Dave Turner

You're like a cake when you're young. You can't rush it or it will fall, or just turn out wrong. Rising takes…

— Anna Quindlen

The little smiling cottage! where at eve He meets his rosy children at the door, Prattling their welcomes, and his honest wife,…

— Edward Dyer

My evenings are usually spent eating cake with tea, which I should stop. Then I either hang with friends or watch something.…

— Zoya Akhtar

A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some…

— Shel Silverstein

“I wasn't exactly known for self-confidence, but I could taste the cake in my mind. Strong. Earthy. Fragrant. I remembered the nose-prickling…

— Ruth Reichl

“Sometimes you work as hard as you can on something, and still the cake does not rise. Sometimes the cake is better…

— Neil Gaiman

You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about…

— Janet Evanovich

I realized that the only possible response was to go to my wonderful local café, Maison Bertaux, check everyone was well, eat…

— Martin Firrell

SITTING TIGHT? Holing up? Waiting for answers? Those are things I'm not good at. Planning a massive attack against mechanical geeky-like things…

— James Patterson

“Sometimes, people are like that. So pretty on the outside...horrible cake on the inside.”

— Gwen Hayes

When I was 17, my mum made me work in a cake factory for three days - I hated it.

— Joe Calzaghe

The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.

— Michele Gorman

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

— Mark Teixeira

“I just baked a cake in the shape of a door. Somebody’s knocking now, so let me get that.”

— Jarod Kintz

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake.

— Meg Whitman

May every glowing candle on your cake transorm into a wish that will turn into reality.

— Anonymous

“Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays.”

— Danielle Joseph

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

— Lisa Loeb

Tottenham ice their sublime cake with the ridiculous.

— Peter Drury

Dude, you are so busted when I starting spilling your secrets. Better share that cake.

— Ritu Ghatourey

No, I was not into cake fails before hosting 'Nailed It.'

— Nicole Byer

Dude, she just called you fat. Oh hell no! hold my cake

— Anonymous

You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki.

— Carolyn Mackler

The real me now may not be thin but she's got the cake and, if she likes, can eat it too.

— Arabella Weir

“You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.”

— Jarod Kintz