Cake Quotes · Page 12

Waitin to get your cake up is like waitin for a dead man to wake up !

— Anthony Vargas

It's time to blow out the candles on the pity party cake.

— Louie Giglio

Life is not a piece of cake, and it certainly is not for many of the people I know.

— Frances Arnold

Dude, she just called you fat. Oh hell no! hold my cake

— Anonymous

You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki.

— Carolyn Mackler

The real me now may not be thin but she's got the cake and, if she likes, can eat it too.

— Arabella Weir

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

— Knute Nelson

“You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.”

— Jarod Kintz

The trouble with Clare was, not only that she wanted to have her cake and eat it too, but that she wanted…

— Nella Larsen

I played with Buddy Guy on his 63rd birthday and got to bring him a cake. And I played with B.B. King…

— Susan Tedeschi

“I bring the leftovers to rehearsal, and Ms. Albright lets us have a cake picnic on the stage. And by cake picnic,…

— Becky Albertalli

“Well, they set spiders and snakes on me for a bit and blew me up and there was this really scary cake,…

— Frances Hardinge

I make no apology for preoccupying myself with architecture, television, conceptual art, restaurants and Jane Asher's cakes.

— Will Self

Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I…

— Becka Miller

By working only when you are most effective, life is both more productive and more enjoyable. It's the perfect example of having…

— Anonymous

Neil Gaiman is a star. He constructs stories like some demented cook might make a wedding cake, building layer upon layer, including…

— Clive Barker

Sometimes I have a tough time getting along with myself. When I was a child, I needed a lot of attention... and…

— Ron Ben-Israel

Harris said, however, that the river would suit him to a "T." I don't know what a "T" is (except a sixpenny…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Yeah, just what I needed, a massive three-day Hostess binge, followed by a week of trying to replicate recipes so that if…

— Stacey Ballis

What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Licorice Wands,…

— Anonymous

“Covered in slivered almonds and soaked in booze, Italian rum cake is everything kids hate about everything. No one even ate it.…

— Tina Fey

I first met my husband on the day we got married, when I was 20. I moved to be with him in…

— Nadiya Hussain

I got my training here in Chicago at the Goodman School Of Drama, and a lot of my personal work is usually…

— Michael Rooker

Early, when I first started wrestling, I wanted to be a combination of Sting and the Ultimate Warrior: The Ultimate Warrior's craziness…

— Jeff Hardy

“I just baked a cake in the shape of a door. Somebody’s knocking now, so let me get that.”

— Jarod Kintz

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake.

— Meg Whitman

Dude, you are so busted when I starting spilling your secrets. Better share that cake.

— Ritu Ghatourey

No, I was not into cake fails before hosting 'Nailed It.'

— Nicole Byer

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

— Lisa Loeb

Tottenham ice their sublime cake with the ridiculous.

— Peter Drury

“Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays.”

— Danielle Joseph

May every glowing candle on your cake transorm into a wish that will turn into reality.

— Anonymous

“Sometimes, people are like that. So pretty on the outside...horrible cake on the inside.”

— Gwen Hayes

When I was 17, my mum made me work in a cake factory for three days - I hated it.

— Joe Calzaghe

Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake.

— David Shannon

The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.

— Michele Gorman

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

— Mark Teixeira

[Boycott Oscar] is like crying about not having enough icing on your cake. It's just ridiculous.

— Ice Cube

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

— George Harrison

If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.

— Maryrose Wood