“I flash a fake smile of my own, refraining from telling her what I'm really thinking: that it's an unwise karmic move… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
It's easier for Europeans to give money to a movie that says a blow job is what brought down American democracy. — Julie Delpy Copy Share Image
I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“I convinced Danny to give me in the shower last night. Blow jobs tonight. Or my name isn’t Rainstorm Christiansen. I” — S.E. Harmon Copy Share Image
Third leG, changed Kid, sweet on me, U were my world, the world is yours, rush, sex is on fire, wet dream,… — Charlie Gonzalez Copy Share Image
“Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“Come on Geena. Dude's slippery as hell. He could talk his way out of a blow job in the Oval Office.” — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
If this is something you'd truly like to work on, not out of a sense of guilt but because you would enjoy… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“I begin to learn there are certain things I shouldn't tell her. Like when we meet boys at Dorrian's and I give… — Kerry Cohen Copy Share Image
“Cold case or not, the case was technically still open, never closed. These files should have been totally off limits to him.… — Andrea Speed Copy Share Image
“Hell if I know. That's for smart people like you to figure out. I'm just trying to get college guys to speed… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“[The USA in the '70s] The country's cinematic output was appropriately bleak, reflecting the moroseness and self-hatred that riddled the national psyche.… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
“Damn Ani," he panted, as she licked him clean and then tucked him into his pants. "Where did you learn that?" "Adam."… — Sydney Croft Copy Share Image
“I decided that giving a girl a ring when you're not in a serious relationship is sort of like giving a guy… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
“The Beatles.” “What about The Beatles?” “They nailed it.” “Nailed what?” “Everything.” “What do you mean?” Dev takes his arm and puts… — Rachen Cohn David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
