“Yeah, well, if it wasn’t your birthday and I wasn’t so madly in love with you-” his voice trailed off…” — Gretchen de la O Copy Share Image
“send myself birthday cards every year, but it was the first time I’d done flowers.” — K.L. Slater Copy Share Image
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS It probably lasts longer, plus it moves… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remember that I forgot your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
May your birthday sex be twice as hot and half as painful as the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got my first camera when I was 21 - my boyfriend gave it to me for my birthday - but at… — Carrie Mae Weems Copy Share Image
When you cry and weep, when you are miserable, you are alone. When you celebrate, the whole existence participates with you. Only… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
When you're an expert in a subject, you can retain new factoids on your favorite topic easily. This only works for the… — Clive Thompson Copy Share Image
Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed… — Molly Keane Copy Share Image
My dad encouraged us to fail. Growing up, he would ask us what we failed at that week. If we didn't have… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
So much of life is in the smallness of moments...but they are harder to mark. So we need the grander celebrations and… — Ally Condie Copy Share Image
“Can you ever really say you know anybody—your clone included? Still, if my clone’s birthday were coming up, I’d only shop Buy… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Brain power improves by brain use, just as our bodily strength grows with exercise. And there is no doubt that a large… — A. N. Wilson Copy Share Image
“On my birthday, every year since I turned eighteen, she called me at twelve twenty in the morning to wish me happy… — T.A. Webb Copy Share Image
Why is it that, next to the birthday of the Savior of the world, your most joyous and most venerated festival returns… — John Quincy Adams Copy Share Image
I turned 40 on the set of the reunion show for 'Sheer Genius,' so it wasn't a hideous birthday because I had… — Tabatha Coffey Copy Share Image
“It's going to be all right," I say, which rings hollow. "You don't really believe that, do you?" "Maybe not. But I… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
In my eighty years, I prefer to call that the forty-first anniversary of my thirty ninth birthday, I've seen what men can… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
APRIL BABY Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does… — Luna Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to make and maintain friendships on a coaching schedule, and as a result, it can be a very lonely profession.… — C. Vivian Stringer Copy Share Image
School was a big source of anxiety for me. I hated school. I have social anxiety, and it developed when I was… — Lili Reinhart Copy Share Image
Balloons are SO weird... Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Happy birthday casey saw these and thought of you..you know aka kitty and shit — Alec Copy Share Image
I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Copy Share Image
The mark of true friendship is being able to remember their birthday without a Facebook reminder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As the days go by we get old. Are birthdays pass as we move on. We have one life, take care of… — Makai1k5 Copy Share Image
“Happy birthday, Alexander," Magnus murmured. "Thanks for remembering," Alec whispered back.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
This card is sent today to wish to you, a very happy birthday and lots of love too. — Susan Smith Copy Share Image
Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate. — Sayaji Shinde Copy Share Image
I removed Trevor Francis on his birthday and offered to post his P45 in his birthday card. — Simon Jordan Copy Share Image
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax. — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
65 Rocks!!! You get better with every turn. Keep calm you're SIXTY FIVE only. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present. — Uwe Boll Copy Share Image
