“Come on, buddy--she's pretty cute. After another beer, she'll go up to really cute.” — Katie Allen Copy Share Image
We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself. — Fritz Maytag Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
I've never read a self help book... the most self-help I've read is on a beer mat. — Ophelia Lovibond Copy Share Image
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
As for the girl, since she is well favoured, she shall brew the king's beer, and be numbered amongst the king's wives-unless,… — H. Rider Haggard Copy Share Image
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink,… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
When I started having a couple of beers and loosening up, I realized how many years I had wasted going back to… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole… — Kent Hrbek Copy Share Image
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you… — Ron White Copy Share Image
It's the same things your whole life. 'Clean up your room!', 'Stand up straight!', 'Pick up your feet!', 'Take it like a… — Philip Connors Copy Share Image
Edward Abbey said you must brew your own beer; kick in you Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your cabin and… — Bernd Heinrich Copy Share Image
I get anxiety from a noise or some scuffling at the side of the stage. I hear stories all the time, from… — Deadmau5 Copy Share Image
Sure, this was where her father had planned the De Beers diamond heist when she was three. It was the very room… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Whoa," Brit breathed, handing my drink back to me. "That was..." "Really hot," Jacob finished. "I thought you two were going to… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted… — Hulk Hogan Copy Share Image
“In an age when mass pleasures like television are becoming more feeble and homogeneous, the very act of discrimination becomes a form… — Lynn Hoffman Copy Share Image
We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“I set my controller in my lap and lean back, taking another sip of my beer.” — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I'm not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it's made of good Somerset water. — Jacob Rees-Mogg Copy Share Image
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For… — Janusz Palikot Copy Share Image
It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been… — David Justice Copy Share Image
If you faced a long hungry period with nothing between you and starvation but a bit of barley and a pig, you'd… — James Cameron Copy Share Image
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
