Beer Quote by Anonymous

Awkward moment when you had way too many drinks last night.

— Anonymous

I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it's hilarious.

— Josh Hutcherson

“Its funny whenever people who have'nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I'm not as shy…

— Kenny D. Eichenberg

I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said,

— Reese Witherspoon

The first two drinks were always wonderfully liberating. You think better. You're braver, and you'll say anything. If you could just hang in there…

— Barry Hannah

Never drink more than one cocktail before giving a talk. True, the drinks may relax you, but they may also slur your speech and…

— Teresa Bloomingdale

“Do you want to talk?" "Nope." Another drink. "I want to sit in the dark, and brood, and drink until I'm sober again.”

— Thomas Galvin

“The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?”

— Elle Lothlorien

There is something something urgent I have to say to you and you alone but it must wait while I drink in the joy…

— William Carlos Williams

That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times

— Green Monk

“For the first time in my life, I said the words, “I need a drink.”

— Cristina Marrero

I have an amazing capacity for awkwardness.

— Emma D'Arcy