I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I think we will have a boy baby and he will be born on the 20th of August. Everyone else has a… — Dawn Powell Copy Share Image
I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s. — Jane Kaczmarek Copy Share Image
The idea that a baby doesn't amount to anything! Why, one baby is just a house and a front yard full by… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I never, ever do a film and just kind of move on. I think of them as children of mine, and you… — David Oyelowo Copy Share Image
One day, a pretty, fresh-faced young lady - intelligent and sincerely concerned - asked me if abortion wasn't preferable to making a… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I reach for Prim in the twilight, clamp my hand on her leg and pull myself over to her. Her voice remains… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
You see, with [designing]weapons, it is like a woman who bears children. For months she carries her baby and thinks about it.… — Mikhail Kalashnikov Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. — Marie Osmond Copy Share Image
You see, we don't know what our goals are. We learn our goals only in the process of getting there. "I don't… — Milton H. Erickson Copy Share Image
We'd traveled, we'd been to lots of parties, lots of movies and concerts, we'd slept in. We'd done all those things that… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
When you meet chimps you meet individual personalities. When a baby chimp looks at you it's just like a human baby. We… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
Regular women carry pictures of their babies, their husbands, their summer houses. Fat ladies carry pictures of themselves at their skinniest. — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
I'm always happy when I'm cleaning, and besides, I had just found out that I was going to have a baby. — Peggy Lee Copy Share Image
I don't want a ricochet romance, I don't want a ricochet love. If you're careless with your kisses, find another turtledove. I… — Teresa Brewer Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true. We tell infertile couples all the time that… — Phil Gingrey Copy Share Image
Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In real life, there are right-wingers, there are anti-immigrant activists who want to overturn this constitutional right that we have to become… — Hector Tobar Copy Share Image
Every time I caught a fish, I wondered how something so small could have such clear, pure strength. It kept reminding me… — Marni Jackson Copy Share Image
I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out. — Chris Evans Copy Share Image
It seems disingenuous for the intellectual elite of the first world to dwell on the subject of too many babies being born… — Jeremy Rifkin Copy Share Image
A successful birth is not a birth without drugs or monitors or surgery. A successful birth is when you're alive and the… — Jean Hanff Korelitz Copy Share Image
Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby. — Walter Benjamin Copy Share Image
The scriptures provide one of the best ways to find our course and stay on it. Scriptural knowledge also provides precious protection.… — Russell M. Nelson Copy Share Image
just remember: i love you, and love yourselves. 'cause, little monsters, you were born that way baby. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
It's unusual to spend even three full hours away from my newborn baby, it's like a piece of my body is back… — Naomi Watts Copy Share Image
I took little interest in fleshly infants; it being my private opinion that their attractions did not justify the fuss that was… — Dorothy Cottrell Copy Share Image
Ive always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I… — Coco Austin Copy Share Image
Babies need social interactions with loving adults who talk with them, listen to their babblings, name objects for them, and give them… — Sandra Scarr Copy Share Image
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Whatever past you had, when you become a mother, it's a whole different thing. You can't even predict it. I've seen women… — Ivana Milicevic Copy Share Image
I actually don't mind whether people can choose the sex of the baby - in fact humans have been trying to do… — Robert Winston Copy Share Image
From what I was able to hear," Dane said, "Tara dumped off a surprise baby with your mother, who's planning to sell… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image