“Fifty years isn’t too bad. With luck you might see it happen when you’re a sweet, old granny, dandling big fat babies… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
The cat will keep his side of the bargain. He will kill mice, and he will be kind to babies when he… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Leveling off at 42,000 feet, I had thirty percent of my fuel, so I turned on rocket chamber three and immediately reached… — Chuck Yeager Copy Share Image
I was at the beginning stages of my pregnancy, and it never really feels real anyway, until you actually start showing and… — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you… — Lindsay Copy Share Image
I always believed that my platform would be speaking to young women that were teenagers that had had their babies and were… — Shari Wiedmann Copy Share Image
Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Some representatives of monopolistic capitalism, sensing this evil in their system, have tried to silence criticism by pointing to the diffused ownership… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them… — David Cross Copy Share Image
When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again.… — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
Fungible goods in economics can be extended and traded. So, half as much grain is half as much useful, but half a… — Neil Gershenfeld Copy Share Image
Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Mostly, I make sure to stay keenly aware of my own shortcomings so that I am more patient with others. It can… — Karen Dawn Copy Share Image
“I remembah when you whuh a tiny baby and I had to lift those tiny legs and wipe the SHIT out of… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
With so many dark things to worry about in the world right now, I hope people will just go with the fun… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
America the Beautiful, or so you used to be, Land of the Pilgrims' pride, I'm glad they're not here to see, Babies… — Roy Moore Copy Share Image
'Dirty Dancing', 'Grease', those were the movies that I used to watch over and over and over at my grandma's house when… — Kathryn McCormick Copy Share Image
I see a wiser person than when I was younger: having babies, and passing 30, were the turning points. What women in… — Thandie Newton Copy Share Image
When a female character sets herself on fire in an effort to interrupt her culture's violent abuse of disenfranchised people, or physically… — Lidia Yuknavitch Copy Share Image
You know how women have this clock when they want to have a baby? I had this clock where I wanted to… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Please let him come, and give me the resilience & guts to make him respect me, be interested, and not to throw… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
A living body is not a fixed thing but a flowing event, like a flame or a whirlpool: the shape alone is… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
I certainly know what it is like to go to work and leave your baby at home. It is an ache that… — Leigh-Allyn Baker Copy Share Image
Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
The highly ambitious person, in spite of all his successes, always remains dissatisfied, in the same way as a greedy baby is… — Melanie Klein Copy Share Image
On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm sentimental about many things: the lumpy feel of a baby's unused feet, the metallic smell of the air before the first… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
You love the way it makes me feel when I can't catch my breath Like walkin' on a high wire, Lord, it… — Conway Twitty Copy Share Image
To be a baby elephant must be wonderful. Surrounded by a loving family 24 hours a day. Touched by the family, cuddled… — Daphne Sheldrick Copy Share Image
There's something honorable about holding out for love and not breaking up for the sake of the baby. I see people get… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Shabazz led chants of ‘death to Israel,’ ‘the white man is the devil,’ and ‘Jihad.’ He also said, ‘Kill every goddamn Zionist… — Malik Zulu Shabazz Copy Share Image
Every woman, whoever she is, wherever she lives, should be able to give birth without the fear she's going to lose her… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
She's one of those soppy girls, riddled from head to foot with whimsy. She holds the view that the stars are God's… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
The sweetest thing I've ever known was like the kiss on the collarbone, the soft caress of happiness, the way you walk,… — Lauryn Hill Copy Share Image
Eventually, I would love to be on my deathbed and looked at as an icon. Right now I'm still at the baby… — Kesha Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, if aliens landed on earth today and took a good hard look at why babies get born, they'd conclude… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I want to have babies one day but not right now. When I do it I want to do it really well.… — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
I was told a lie from the pit of hell: that my baby was just a blob of tissue. The aftermath of… — Jennifer O'Neill Copy Share Image