“I couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass!” — Tamara Rose Blodgett Copy Share Image
“Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books. — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.... — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little hoe Now Imma wrap your coffin wit a bow — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
Damn flowers. Nice kids, the ones who skated out and gave us them. But the flowers, the stem fell off. I stepped… — Phil Esposito Copy Share Image
Nothing I study makes me think we will survive this century. And yet why am I so happy? Because it's not too… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
I got an Apple TV and hooked it up right away. Undeniably, this is the way of the future, period. It just… — Emmanuelle Chriqui Copy Share Image
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Frankly, I get much more sensitive about what's written about me than how I look in a photo. I'm so used to… — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
At school I fought sometimes. Kids were saying that figure skating is sport for the girls. Then I had to prove them… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
It's really an interesting crazy world where like ultimately you have to work your ass off and sacrifice a lot in your… — Dane DeHaan Copy Share Image
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just… — George Pelecanos Copy Share Image
If you're making things at home, there is no structure - no end, no beginning. So releasing stuff is a really nice… — Aphex Twin Copy Share Image
“Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
... once we played at the Fillmore opposite The Cream. Eric Clapton was there and he played his ass off that night… — Barry Goldberg Copy Share Image
The creative person wants to be a know-it-all. He wants to know about all kinds of things-ancient history, nineteenth century mathematics, current… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm brandin', I aint talking bout Presley. I keep a sniper, I aint talking bout Wesley. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Me and success are two things you don't wanna find yo ass between. Back against the wall like plasma screens. — Drake Copy Share Image
As an artist, that's our job - to be with you in times of celebration and when the world is kicking your… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
I'm definitely excited by big ideas, both in what I write and what I read. Most days, reality is so mind-numbingly dull… — Ron Currie Jr Copy Share Image
