History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius. — Sheila Heti Copy Share Image
A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Socrates, on being insulted in the marketplace, asked by a passerby, "Don't you worry about being called names?" retorted, "Why? Do you… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I taught the Constitution for ten years, I believe in the Constitution. — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
The first gesture of an architect is to draw a perimeter; in other words, to separate the microclimate from the macro space… — Mario Botta Copy Share Image
In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
I've just always liked watching people dance. I can't explain it. It used to just make me laugh. Sometimes you can tell… — Harmony Korine Copy Share Image
The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I am just here to support the President of the United States. President of the United States is our boss, but he… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care. — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
I think I was born to be a figure skater, I think it was fate, and I thank God for letting it… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
It's really beneath the office of a member of Congress to say something that outrageous. The fact that she was once the… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
DOCTOR. Always preceded by 'The good'. Among men, in familiar conversation, 'Oh! balls, doctor!' Is a wizard when he enjoys your confidence,… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
I'm never scared, they never real, I never run. When all is said and done, more is always said than done. — Drake Copy Share Image
As I grow older, I put all life's bulls**t aside. I think the process of the laying off of the bulls**t starts… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
I remember having a grade-school teacher I thought was a hard-ass. When you're that age, you think the guy is Himmler. Then… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm just as famous as my mentor... but that's still the boss don't get sent for — Drake Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
